[egberts]

*evil villain voice* it's time to say labyebye to your labubu you big fuckin lababy *woodchipper sounds*

[some-stars]

i suddenly became curious and then remembered i had a way to sate that curiosity (assuming people oblige me by reblogging this)

Do you live within one hour of a reasonably good zoo?

Yes, and I go at least twice a year

Yes, and I go occasionally but less than twice a year

Yes, but I never go

No

Voting ended onFeb 3, 2024

as usual, please vote and reblog! also feel free to tag your response and general geographic area!

[naiamauro-deactivated20240122]

They're all high and making progressively less sense.

[spirallingstarcases]

“what do you listen to?” music. “what kind of music?” the kind that gets my dick hard what the fuck are these questions

[corrodedbisexual]

[charlesoberonn]

Aliko Dangote, the richest man in Africa, has been tormented by a Brazilian man named Osvaldo for the last several years.

[ulibeanzz]

did i tell y’all that one time when my friends and i were making a joke mockumentary about a fake cryptid, my sibling and i got into a really bad hospitalizing car crash and instead of delaying it we just decided to film in the hospital and also convinced my mom and dad to play roles in it as well?

[ulibeanzz]

[ulibeanzz]

hey just wanted to say thanks for this incredibly chilling remark i’m so scared now

[everythingfox]

Raven getting wrapped up

(via)

[vicholas]

[vicholas]

icon

[mexipika]

Oh my God its true

[tahthetrickster]

how are yall gonna share this all and not mention that the muppet with the fraggle rack is named Arieola Borealis

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

every single addition to this post caused additional psychic damage i hit 0hp at ‘fraggle rack’

[o-kurwa]

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

My man was really gonna let a fucking BEAR into his house for the views and the BEAR had to be the sensible one here

[egberts]

[shelter-wood]

there's a tortoise at work and he's 30 years old and I love that he's 30 years old because I can look at this animal that is 3 years older than me and go "does the man want his appy slices??" and he hustles over cause the man do want his appy slices

[terriamon]

naruto did boruto so dirty like imagine being named johnathan having a kid and naming it bronathan

[foolfortune]

[kittyw0rm]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via meanboysclub)

[mypissedoffsandwichold-deactiva]

The last one

[thunderboltsortofapenny]

Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals

[toastyglow]

I love how everyone intentionally interpreted this not as “your dog must be small” but “your dog must be in a bag”

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

“aww cute!! big doggies in ba-”

*cry-laughing as i hit the reblog button*

[lilietsblog]

I’m going to point out that this sounds like the system working as intended bc if your dog is actually currently in a bag its not going to like, run off and bother other passengers or piss/shit where is not supposed to.

Like, yep. This works. If your dog’s well behaved enough to stay in a bag, THAT’s when it’s allowed on the subway.

[math-is-magic]

That last comment was my EXACT thought.

[egberts]

tragic. 37 clowns were killed today in a devastating one car pile up.

[unearthlyandradiant]

#the funeral has only one casket. it's what they would have wanted

[helloitsbees]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[lunarexpressions]

[Transcript:

Hi, this is how I wrap presents for people with lower fine motor control; it could be older people, younger people, people with disabilities.

You can use ribbon you already have for wrapping present, and I measured around the item I am about to wrap leaving a little bit of room for the handle.

I taped the beginning end of the ribbon to the box and then loop back the extra ribbon to make a handle, and it should look something like this

You can wrap pretty much like you normally do as long as you make sure that the handle is exposed .

You could even tie something onto the handle for extra support

All done!

End Transcript]

Punctuation and spacing was added for readability but all the text is verbatim.

[spectraspecs-writes]

You don’t know how much effort I went to to find this