Heyoo

I try

[modogoblin]

[twoworldss-onefamily]

you are my sunshine

my only sunshine

you make me happy

when skies are gray

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

please dont take

my sunshine away

[glittertitties-deactivated20130]

this is the most beautiful post i have ever seen I’m my life

[teathattast]

SICKO MODE 👹

[california-bluebell]

it’s so nice to see people join together and work towards a common goal

[rhymingwithpurple]

the kitchen is for high drama and the couch is for soft but fraught conversations and emotional closure and the doorway is for comedy

[foulserpent]

[sweetoothgirl]

Black Sesame Milk

[prrb]

[lestatwillneverhurtyou]

Simple Plan was right I am just a kid and life IS a nightmare

[guerrillatech]

[necromatador]

[streaksofmoonlight]

I hate that I know exactly where this is

[cliomancer]

We have crab’s legs.

By which we don’t mean sexy human legs, like actual crabs legs.

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

[jaubaius]

The Roomba That Screams When it Bumps Into Stuff

[crownmalone]

This is legitimately one of the funniest fucking things I’ve ever seen.

[noartnowritingsorry]

Oh no…

[autistic-speedbump]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Compilation

[galactica-phantom]

[lesbx]

obsessed with this actually

[bunjywunjy]

RIDE 'EM CRAWBOY

[cactus-pat]

[mariamlovesyou]

losing my mind losing my mind

[randomgermancupcake]

N64 graphical glitch

[fuckblast]

Are any of y'all aware that there's been four zebras loose in the Maryland suburbs for a month?

[fuckblast]

Seriously I cannot believe everyone isn't talking about this.

One Month Later, Five Escaped Zebras Are Still Roaming the Suburbs of Maryland

A long way from their native environment of Africa, these free-roaming zebras seem to like the grass in Maryland just fine

[fuckblast]

I feel like I'm going insane. There's been five (not Four!) Zebras in Maryland unaccounted for and no one is talking about this.

[themythicalcodfish]

Better yet, they’ve split into two groups - a duo and a trio - and if they survive the winter, which is entirely likely, professional opinion is that this could be the start of a Maryland zebra population.

[alexander]

[alexander]

[meltycure-deactivated20210804]

[low-on-memory-storage]

[p0stmarxed]

[coolman229]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[polymathmichael]

Me at the beginning: a cupcake

Me at the end: AUDREY II THE CUPCAKE?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

kickstarter to help me recover after getting scalped by this porn bot