Whiskey In A Tea Cup

Being a psychopath is exhausting. Me

[thegirlnamedrachel]

my dads name is michael crawford which is, consequently, also the name of the original phantom from phantom of the opera and there was that one scene from high school musical where corbin bleu was like “my mom has a picture of michael crawford inside our fridge” and boy did that confuse me as a child

[teamrocketing]

and they were valid

[hijerking]

oh my god they were valid

[boldlyawkward]

I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.

[potato]

i luv u too

[potato]

wait what was in the stew

[ramjam]

animals sit in the woods and scream “I WANT TO FUCK!!!!!!” and thats just the culture

[satanistcheerleader]

I got a job todaaaay and am so excited cause it’s trendy and flexible and pays well

And they haven’t technically offered me it in writing yet but it’s happening and I’m v excited

[saiasus]

have you ever eaten ass?

[best-of-imgur]

[maycontainfeminists]

One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale.

wow. 

[blessedwithgloriousbutt]

No matter how many times I see this, I never fail to be impressed by that last sentence.

[satanistcheerleader]

I’m down 11 pounds since break started and 20 pounds since I left London and I’m so excited to reunite with study abroad friends and have them see me a weight I’m comfortable in!!!

[keatonpatti]

[kiefbowl]

Let’s say your matrilineal line is fairly consistent and everyone has their daughter at 25. So four women in your matrilineal line are born every hundred years. In a thousand years, that’s only 40 women. Like the math is so simple and yet ? You don’t think about it. So in 2000 years, 80 women. So basically, 0 AD started roughly about 80 mothers ago. That’s it.

[hawthorn56-deactivated20230602]

I’m……… i’m a little drunk n cannot deal with this right now

[thevideowall]

Yep

The advent of agriculture around 9500BC was about 450 mothers ago

[quousque]

you can’t just say shit like that without a warning

[annechen-melo]

Many, many mothers ago, when the world was new….

[pleasedontbenaked]

WHAT

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

2018 is the year of recovering from the past 5 years in every possible way

[fuckindiva]

[satanistcheerleader]

me: why'd u give me an F??

teacher: you haven't turned anything in all semester.

me: but i reblogged the lucky pencil?

[deadbeatmaker]

Road work ahead??

Uh yeah, I sure hope it does

[suspend]

I always wish for you to find me

3 am thoughts (via suspend)

[lookatmeheyoverhere-deactivated]

[eroscestlavie]

hey guys I need you to see this slide from my brother’s college’s mandatory sexual assault prevention training video which was so bad that the school had to release an official apology . everything about it has me fucked up