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[mysharona1987]

[neyruto]

we all talk about piss

[neyruto]

sorry I didn’t finish this post because Tumblr wanted me to add a gif and this was the first one suggested and iwas laughing to hard to remember what i was going to say

[drink-the-haterade]

What the fuck does the gif do im on mobile

[dutchster]

If you ever think an undercover cop is following you, yell “crime is good!”. the cop is required to yell “no, crime is bad!” at all times. that is the law

[adeles]

You’re cute too.

[absinthundblut]

[alice-in-sadistland]

[kittenmittensz]

[timbllr]

via weheartit

[atarassie-deactivated20190131]

[salemwitchtrials-deactivated202]

[ID: excerpt from “Mysteries of Small Houses; You Can Give It Away,” Alice Notley

(I will get myself back  By giving me away)]

[putrid-pink]

[aromantic-spinda]

My friend: can I ask you for relationship advice?

Me: *prepares a wheel of fortune where the only two options are "communicate" and "break up"* yeah sure go ahead

[duckbunny]

kindness is a discipline, not a trait

[animatedamerican]

Yes.

As with many disciplines, kindness may come more easily to some than to others. But it is nonetheless something you can learn, something you can teach, something you can work at.

Something you do, rather than something you are.

[heavensghost]

[misplaced-syllables-deactivated]

just wanna sit on his lap and feel him get hard

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Leave the mall santas alone

[sacredfemininegypsyheart-deacti]