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i, and i canât emphasize this enough, would literally die for merlin
ITS MINGUS
He teeth too big for he gotdamn mouth!!!!!
A loud vampire
on a list of dumb shit i know:
the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual grass for some reason in their computer modelling programs would not behave like grass so they used hair textures colored green.
elvis presley was a registered DEA officer who asked nixon for the title and was awarded it.
What else?
the great escape artist houdini was living in a time period where mysticism, fortune telling, ouija boards, seances and etc were becoming very common place and trendy. and he fucking hated it so much. so much that he would go to seances in disguise and make some bullshit off the wall shit like âmy son died last year can you let me talk to himâ and the seance person would be like âTHIS IS YOUR SON HELLO FATHERâ then heâd rip off his disguise and be like YOU FRAUD I HAVE NO CHILDREN.
He died on Halloween night in detroit and as far as i know every year they hold seances on halloween trying to get in contact with his spirit. If seances work i bet his ghost is just pissed off and not responding out of raw spite.
foxes cant snarl like dogs and wolves cus the muscles in their muzzle dont allowe it so they just drop their jaws and scream.
this is one of the only times ive ever seen a pallas cat not in a rage state and i am . cherishing this picture.
A few months ago I was I paid study where doctors smoked me out and put me in a driving simulator to monitor the effects weed has on driving and when I drove past a certain construction sign my high ass hit em with the ole âroad work ahead? I sure hope it does!â which then led to a lengthy explanation of the science behind fear as a physical response to virtual reality because the doctors thought I was being serious and I was too embarrassed to say it was a vine reference so guess Iâll just live with this skewed data and mortification till I die
*hacker voice* Iâm in
potty mouth bird
[Caption:
[WOMAN (OFF-CAMERA):] Heâs gonna come sit by you.
[MAN:] Thatâs crazy!
[WOMAN (LAUGHING):] Try to pet him.
[MAN:] No, nah, heâs got that big-ass beak on him!
[BIRD:] Fuck you!
[MAN (LAUGHING):] Fuck you?!]
One of my favorite videos đ
Okay so we have this rusty old thing in our one flower bed that would make an awful noise when you turned it and Buck Buck absolutely hated the sound of it, freaking out every time, wanting to somehow fight it??? Anyway I havenât turned the Sphere of Rage for several years now and figured Iâd see if it can still work its great and terrible magic.
So my boss once robbed a museum to prove a point and honestly, I think she is my new role model.Â
If this gets notes Iâll tell the full story
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Many years ago, my boss was working at this museum and they had these original Churchill documents on display. These documents are worth millions of dollars⊠The only thing separating the public from these documents was a sheet of glass secured with 4 philips head screws. Seriously. No security guards in the room, no cameras, just an easily removable piece of glass.Â
My boss pointed out the security concern, but she wasnât taken seriously, so she took matters into her own hands.Â
She bought a ticket and  pretended to be a guest. She entered through the main entrance with a huge drill clearly visible on her belt, went straight to the documents and opened the case with the drill. (While  wearing gloves,) she removed the documents, put them in a folder, reattached the glass, and walked out the main exit.  Literally no one even questioned her.
 She immediately went around to the back of the museum, entered using the staff entrance and went straight to her bossâs office.  She dropped the folder on his desk and said âI just stole these in 15 minutesâ
Once he was done being mad at her, he listened and the museum increased security.Â
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âI saw this elderly gentleman dining by himself, with an old picture of a lady in front of him. I though maybe I could brighten his day by talking to him. As I had assumed, she was his wife. But I didnât expect such an interesting story. They met when they were both 17. They dated briefly, then lost contact when he went to war and her family moved. But he said he thought about her the entire war. After his return, he decided to look for her. He searched for her for 10 years and never dated anyone. People told him he was crazy, to which he replied âI am. Crazy in loveâ. On a trip to California, he went to a barber shop. He told the barber how he had been searching for a girl for ten years. The barber went to his phone and called his daughter in. It was her! She had also been searching for him and never dated either. He proposed immediately and they were married for 55 years before her death 5 years ago. He still celebrates her birthday and their anniversary. He takes her picture with him everywhere and kisses her goodnight. Some inspiring things he said; âI was a very rich man. Not with money, but with loveâ âI never had a single argument with my wife, but we had lots of debatesâ âPeople are like candles. At any moment a breeze can blow it out, so enjoy the light while you have it.â âTell your wife that you love her everyday. And be sure to ask her, have I told you that I love you lately?â Be sure to talk to the elderly. Especially strangers. You may think that you will brighten their day, but you may be surprised that they can actually brighten yours.â
This is beautiful.
I cried.
this is wonderful and amazing and one of the reasons i volunteer with old people
iâll never not love how absolutely noisy huskies are.
my grandmaâs husky was the absolute angriest and whiniest monster anyones ever met and i loved her
theyâre having a conversation
Theyâre so overdramatic. I love it.
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Useless Things I Know About Scooby-Doo: The Original Series That Are Actually Canon:
1. Shaggy Rogers is a vegetarian
2: Shaggy was called âBuzzâ until his 10th birthday
3: Shaggy has a collection of 653 decorator belt buckles and he wears a different buckle every episode, you just canât see it
4: Shaggy started collecting belt buckles to combat his Scooby-Snack addiction related weight problems
5: Shaggyâs actual name is Norville
6: Shaggy found the Mystery Machine
7: Shaggy is a talented gymnast
8: Daphne wanted to be a supermodel or detective when she grew up
9: Daphne gets straight Aâs in school
10: Daphne regularly loses dates because she leaves them to solve mysteries
11: Daphneâs Dad, George Blake, gave the gang a 100 dollar check to get startedÂ
12: Velma came up with the phrase âJinkesâ on the fly
13: Velma used to say âoh myâ before she said Jinkes
14: Velmaâs has hundreds of awards for outstanding achievements in school
15: Fred is a bass and sings from the opera Showboat when the team gets scared
16: Fredâs nickname is âPicklesâ according to his school yearbook
17: Fred traveled with a performance crew as an actor before deciding to be a detective
18: Fred wants to be a mystery writer
19: Scoobyâs full name is Scoobert Doo
20: Scooby Doo has a limited number of phrases he can say and has to act out anything that canât be explained simply
21: The gang thought Scoobyâs speaking was strange at first, but decided it âreally wasnât a big dealâ
22: Before they had the Mystery Machine the gang used to pay their parents gas money to drive them around
BONUS: The series was supposed to be about a band who went around solving mysteries, but that completely changed when Scooby-Doo got added to the cast and became the title character
So a group of people united by their love of solving mysteries just shrug at a talking dog
shiba sam puts on her apron to help bake her sisterâs birthday cake
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Translating Russian captions under cat pics is the best meme this site has produced in a while