[theconcealedweapon]

[bewbin]

sending lowball dowry offers

[tomatocultivator1]

This counts as negging

[bewbin]

sending lowball dowry offers

[chrometrashcan]

forgive me father for i have sexualized an older man

[cptkitten]

dude in the other side of the confessional, smoothing back his more salt than pepper hair, tugging at his collar, breaking into a slight nervous sweat that highlights his crows feet and laugh lines: Is that so?

[fuistespecial2000]

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[parakeet]

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

[bearthethirdwheel]

Please, how do you know this?

[parakeet]

quicksand does not have any hands

[frankensteins-mt-dew]

[tvrded]

As a feminist I don’t think about anything when I jerk off I kinda just piece togther conceptual abstracts

[tomatocultivator1]

A few months ago I was I paid study where doctors smoked me out and put me in a driving simulator to monitor the effects weed has on driving and when I drove past a certain construction sign my high ass hit em with the ole “road work ahead? I sure hope it does!” which then led to a lengthy explanation of the science behind fear as a physical response to virtual reality because the doctors thought I was being serious and I was too embarrassed to say it was a vine reference so guess I’ll just live with this skewed data and mortification till I die

[tomatocultivator1]

I never should have bought my cat a cellphone but how was I supposed to know you can mine shit coins on a jitterbug????

[proletcat]

twinning

[tamamita]

[pieklo]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

[lastoneout]

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

[eethok]

Fun fact but according to historians, tamagotchi were a popular commodity for noble ladies in the 14th century

[heraelis]

via NYPost: Immigration and Customs Enforcement is preparing to launch a “big f–king operation” across sanctuary cities — including Chicago and New York — immediately after President-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration, multiple sources told The Post.

Starting Jan. 21, multi-day “ground operations” will be launched across cities that have served as safe havens for migrants because the local authorities do not cooperate with the federal government when it comes to immigration issues, sources said.

[thatdisasterauthor]

Denver too.

[depsidase]

[pekingopera]

Elon musk nazi salute on national TV is insane like there's really no assassins rn?

Edit bc I can't rb with videos

He did it, twice, back to back. Insane

[pekingopera]

at first I had my doubts (bc I only saw a screenshot at first) but even a handful of right-wingers and conservatives are acknowledging this as Sieg Heil so it's just undeniable

[nonbinannytranny]

As nazism has been incited and revived so pervasively please be wary of propaganda INCLUDING how most every article calls this a “strange gesture” or “mimicking” no this is clearly a seig heil. This is someone who bought a social media platform to spread “red pill” ideologies which are a direct pipeline to white supremacy and nazism. Do not let anyone even remotely infer this a coincidence because it absolutely isn’t and nazism is relying on your excuse of it.