Alright, trolls, I get that I’m the hottest bitch to ever walk the earth, but if any of you send me nudes I swear I will hunt you down and make you rue the day you were born. For you hipsters that use this site thinking you’re going to be the next Annie Liebowitz because you know how to use an instagram filter, you just found the blog yours should be aspiring to be like. The name is Santana Lopez. I'm a junior at the hell hole known as Mickinley High in Lima Ohio. I'm also Cheerio captain so chances are if you're a bottom feeder you're tasting my slushies or bringing me an extra hot mocha. Don't waste your time sending me lame messages about how you want an invite to join cheerios or any other lame question you might come up with unless you want a good taste of some snix juice. var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5166096"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "http://freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=troll in misery&e2=trolls in misery&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write("");
So I picked up a guitar for the first time in forever today and I forgot how much I missed playing it. I totally blanked on how to tune it unfortunately.
Puck: fuck if i know. just stop being an asshole Lopez. You know I was kidding. I don't even hang out with anyone but you and my brat sister.
Santana: you not having friends isn't my fault. But why do these new friends have to be hot? What's wrong with just talking to the people you had in your life before?
When you’ve already got pretty friends the only thing to do is surround yourself with hot celebs and possible new bf 3kidding #maybe #MCM #michaelbjordan
.... you do realize chips and doritos are the same damn thing. I think you meant lays but whatever. They’re not that much better. I saw that he finally won, but really I think he should’ve won for Gilbert Grape.
Natalie groans and pouts like a little kid who was told no cookies.: Awwwwwww :C Won't you do it for meeeeee?
Natalie: Mmkay well the only reason I ask is cuz... If he is... and I like... hug him or kiss him while I'm there will you be mad or should I not because it's rude?
Santana:if you want me to jab your eye out then sure. already 3 drinks in
Santana: I dont care who you make out with Nat. So long as you arent throwing your cat at everyine that walks through my door we're good. I don't like Gage like that. He's my neighbor. I'm with Puck.
Well I don’t know about the freak on part… but there’d probably be some like… kissing and… touching and stuff…
Well the only other thing we have is ¾ a bottle of Skyy from when we made jello shots on new years. So unless you want that, I guess I get no brownie points. Also, my mom drives a Focus.
You might as well just say you’re getting like a pat on the back and a tight squeeze of your hand because at this point it’s pretty much the same thing.
You can bring that. She must be talking your ear off about how fuel efficient she’s being.
Unless you’re pretty much saying that you’d only have the Oscars on as background noise while you and “your girl” get your freak on, you sitting with anyone and just watching isn’t a lot better.
If you’re bringing cheap white wine or any form of wine coolers you can leave that at home. Pretty sure your mini van driving, boy scout loving mom needs that more than I do.
Private: I know all that, but it’s still good to hear. I just feel like I’m losing everything I ever cared about and I know it’s my own damn fault. It just sucks.
Unless you’d rather be a complete loser, and stay at home to watch the oscars... Usually if I make a post it’s considered a general invite. Bring a drink for the host and you actually get a few brownie points.