Beggin for thread

Alright, trolls, I get that I’m the hottest bitch to ever walk the earth, but if any of you send me nudes I swear I will hunt you down and make you rue the day you were born. For you hipsters that use this site thinking you’re going to be the next Annie Liebowitz because you know how to use an instagram filter, you just found the blog yours should be aspiring to be like. The name is Santana Lopez. I'm a junior at the hell hole known as Mickinley High in Lima Ohio. I'm also Cheerio captain so chances are if you're a bottom feeder you're tasting my slushies or bringing me an extra hot mocha. Don't waste your time sending me lame messages about how you want an invite to join cheerios or any other lame question you might come up with unless you want a good taste of some snix juice. var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5166096"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "http://freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=troll in misery&e2=trolls in misery&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write("");

[castle-cameron]

So I picked up a guitar for the first time in forever today and I forgot how much I missed playing it. I totally blanked on how to tune it unfortunately. 

[satanscheerio]

You know if you plan on going all rockstar on me then thanks for letting us all know. As if your art wasn't enough to have you shaking girls off.

[satanscheerio]

Text: Puck & Santana

Puck: fuck if i know. just stop being an asshole Lopez. You know I was kidding. I don't even hang out with anyone but you and my brat sister.

Santana: you not having friends isn't my fault. But why do these new friends have to be hot? What's wrong with just talking to the people you had in your life before?

[satanscheerio]

Text: Puck & Santana

Puck: fine. i'm mad. can you forgive me now?

Santana: forgive you because you're admitting that you're mad? How in the hell does that even make sense?

[satanscheerio]

Text: Puck & Santana

Puck: nahhh you'll miss me sooner or later. You miss me now. admit it. we've barely spent time together the last month.

Santana: I do miss you. But I'm just waiting on you to either get mad or flip flop back to wanting hot friends around.

[satanscheerio]

Text: Puck & Santana

Puck: Baby come onnn. I was just kidding. Let me outta the doghouse!

Santana: eh I'm thinking that's your permanent place. Doghouse life forever for you. Get used to it.

[satanscheerio]

Text: Puck & Santana

Santana: You're not getting off the hook that easy.

[satanscheerio]

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but he says he needs “hot” friends

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[satanscheerio]

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When you’ve already got pretty friends the only thing to do is surround yourself with hot celebs and possible new bf 3kidding #maybe #MCM #michaelbjordan 

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[brodywestcn]

I guess I could do that. And he finally won. I didn’t eat chips and ate Doritos.

[satanscheerio]

.... you do realize chips and doritos are the same damn thing. I think you meant lays but whatever. They’re not that much better. I saw that he finally won, but really I think he should’ve won for Gilbert Grape.

[satanscheerio]

Text: Santana ⇢ ✉ ⇠ Natalie

Natalie groans and pouts like a little kid who was told no cookies.: Awwwwwww :C Won't you do it for meeeeee?

Natalie: Mmkay well the only reason I ask is cuz... If he is... and I like... hug him or kiss him while I'm there will you be mad or should I not because it's rude?

Santana:if you want me to jab your eye out then sure. already 3 drinks in

Santana: I dont care who you make out with Nat. So long as you arent throwing your cat at everyine that walks through my door we're good. I don't like Gage like that. He's my neighbor. I'm with Puck.

[satanscheerio]

Text: Santana ⇢ ✉ ⇠ Natalie

Natalie: I dunno. I could, if you want me there. But my make-up's not done.

Natalie hesitates, but has to ask.: Will... Gage be there?

Santana: then put on some eyeliner and get your ass over here. If I'm asking you it's because I want you here.

Santana: Hell if I know.

[exisle-rp]

Well I don’t know about the freak on part… but there’d probably be some like… kissing and… touching and stuff…

Well the only other thing we have is ¾ a bottle of Skyy from when we made jello shots on new years. So unless you want that, I guess I get no brownie points. Also, my mom drives a Focus.

[satanscheerio]

You might as well just say you’re getting like a pat on the back and a tight squeeze of your hand because at this point it’s pretty much the same thing.

You can bring that. She must be talking your ear off about how fuel efficient she’s being.

[exisle-rp]

Well I wouldn’t be doing that… I’d be sitting with my girl. But regardless. Maybe she’ll wanna come.

What’s the hostess like to drink? My mom only keeps wine and wine coolers in the house…

[satanscheerio]

Unless you’re pretty much saying that you’d only have the Oscars on as background noise while you and “your girl”  get your freak on, you sitting with anyone and just watching isn’t a lot better.

If you’re bringing cheap white wine or any form of wine coolers you can leave that at home. Pretty sure your mini van driving, boy scout loving mom needs that more than I do.

[satanscheerio]

Text: Santana ⇢ ✉ ⇠ Natalie

Natalie reads, giggle, then sighs.: [read]

Santana: so, you coming to my party or not?

[bellalution02-deactivated201910]

Private: I know all that, but it’s still good to hear. I just feel like I’m losing everything I ever cared about and I know it’s my own damn fault. It just sucks.

[satanscheerio]

Private: How about we start working on things? Even if you can’t drink, how about you show up at the party tonight? We’ll go from there. 

[satanscheerio]

Text: Santana ⇢ ✉ ⇠ Natalie

Natalie: Yeah, all fake. I just wanted to see what it would look like and scare my dad. Stark didn't like it either. He actually growled at me!

Santana: well if he would've bitten you you could've gotten a two for one rabies and tetanus shot even if the nose ring and lip ring were fake.

[exisle-rp]

Uhm… hi… 

Am I… invited.. too?

[satanscheerio]

Unless you’d rather be a complete loser, and stay at home to watch the oscars... Usually if I make a post it’s considered a general invite. Bring a drink for the host and you actually get a few brownie points.