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Do Kyung Soo 'D.O'. Exo member. 23. mostly known as wei ling #3

[satansood]

sms » Chanyeol's jagi

Luna: I'm sorry.

D. O: yeah you should be sorry bc guurl Chanyeol is missing u like crazy.

D.O: Luna it has been half an hour WTF

D.O:... No, tell me it's a sick joke. No.

D.O: no no no fuck this no

[satansood]

im group » EXO

Kyungsoo: USTEDES SE DAN CUENTA DE QUE SUHO ORGANIZÓ UNA NOCHE LATINA

Kyungsoo: Fuck you Suho, why are you doing this to us?

Kyungsoo: QUE TE HICIMOS PARA MERECER ESTA TORTURA

Kyungsoo: hijo de un tsunami japonés lleno de putas.

[satansood]

sms » Renata G.

D.O: Well, people call me Satansoo for a reason.

D.O: MWAHAHAHAHHAHAH

D.O: ok now i'm being weird. BUT WHATEVER WHO CARES!!11

D.O: ANYWAY IF YOU BITE ME PLEASE NOT BE TOO HARD ON ME I HAVE SENSITIVE SKIn issues

D.O: LOL WHAT

D.O: DON'T WORRY HAHAHAHA

Renata: Do they? HAHAHAH THAT IS A FUNNY NICKNAME

Renata: naaaaaaaaah you're good

Renata: LOL

Renata: I promise I won't bite you!!

Renata: Also I know about a lot of stuff for sensitive skin (perks of being me hah) so I'mma send you some goodies asap lol

Renata: GOTTA TAKE CARE OF YOUR SKIN!!!!!

D.O: yes they do. It's a long story 😂

D.O: oh okay thank you so much!!! But only I'll alow that if you let me buy you something pretty

D.O: As pretty as you. But I don't know that would be hard to top 😆😇

[satansood]

sms » Renata G.

Renata: I'd say something like YES HE'S AN ASSHOLE AND I HATE HIM!!!!!! but then I would never stop aaaaaaaaand I'm really not in the mood to talk shit right now

Renata: He's not even worth it.

Renata: AWESOME!!!!!!

Renata: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE AWFUL

Renata: YOU MADE ME SPIT ALL MY DRINK HOLY SHIT

Renata: awww no need to be nervous!!

Renata: I promise I don't bite

Renata: ~much~

Renata: SORRY, ONE OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS IS REALLY WEIRD AND HE SAYS THAT ALL THE TIME AND I GOT USED TO IT, DAMN IT *laughing emojis*

D.O: Well, people call me Satansoo for a reason.

D.O: MWAHAHAHAHHAHAH

D.O: ok now i'm being weird. BUT WHATEVER WHO CARES!!11

D.O: ANYWAY IF YOU BITE ME PLEASE NOT BE TOO HARD ON ME I HAVE SENSITIVE SKIn issues

D.O: LOL WHAT

D.O: DON'T WORRY HAHAHAHA

[satansood]

sms » Renata G.

Renata: Yeah, that was okay!

Renata: annyeonghaseyo D.O!

Renata: nope nope nope we can't be friends if you're talking to me only because you feel sorry for me

Renata: I'm a strong woman that totally takes you up on that offer, but only if you promise that you're not gonna feel sorry for her because it makes her feel LAME

Renata: AND I'M NOT LAME

Renata: awww you're cute!!

WRITTEN AND DELETED: It's okay, I need new friends that won't stab me in the back when my douchebag ex boyfriend cheats on me and they keep their whore mouths shut

Renata: It's not creepy, at all! I prefer the term quirky.

Renata: quirky: Something cute and funny, generally completely awesome.

Renata: so it okay *sassy emoji*

D.O: Hahaha i don't feel sorry for you don't worry well i kinda feel sorry for him because he lost such an amazing woman bc he's an asshole lol.

D.O: BUT ANYWAY.

D.O: well okay!!!!!!!!!

D.O: Sounds like a really good plan for me.

D.O: is this creepy enoguh [picture https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/482831165657608192/PS1lnKUs.jpeg]

D.O: lol sorry when i'm really really newrvous i tend to make fun of myself.

[satansood]

sms » Renata G.

D.O: Hola Renata!

D.O: Hope that was Ok bc if not then I'm going to hide.

D.O: Nice to meet you i'm Do Kyung Soo

D.O: Or D.O for short.

D.O: Luhan got me your number because well, i just wanted to tell you how sorry I am for all you have to put up with.

D.O: You are an amazing girl and you deserve the best.

D.O: A little bird told me you are going to be in korea soon, so, i wanted to ask you out if that's okay with you.

D.O: Yes, this is really creepy but hey i lose nothing by trying

[satansood]

im grup » EXO

Sehun: GUYS

Sehun: G U Y S

Oh Sehun has shared @LunaFrancesini's tweet:

Sehun: I AM DED

Sehun: LIKE LITERALLY ON THE FLOOR TOTALLY DEAD

Sehun: should we tweet something like "need some choreographers? We're all free."

Kai: yeah, totally!

Kai: why don't you add a little "(we're desperate)" while you're at it?

D.O: Hahaha that's sounds like a really great idea :)

D.O: So, we teach them how to dance after our fans death threat them to death or after they are so disgusted by them they hate us?

[satansood]

im grup » EXO

D.O: SO... GUYS. http://peoplenetworking.tumblr.com/post/124375167387/gotcha-clifford-esta-tarde-ha-llegado-a

D.O: I shouldn't be as excited as I am about this because my lil poor Renata probs is really sad but SHE AND LUNA ARE SINGLE AGAIN

D.O: now they have to know we exist *laughing emoji*