I Used To Be Satansnoodle

Mckaylie 20 Satansnoodle was my previous blog

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Jens is showing off his newest Fashionable Tiny-Hat! With Eyeball-Stabilisers!

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Range of the coconut crab

[dotraz]

Empire

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Someone: What is Star Trek even about?

Me:

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Bringing this back

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I forgot that political text campaigns, unlike every other goddamn text message I receive, are not automated 😬

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[grownupchangeling]

...w-what does the wave emoticon mean?

[glumshoe]

I have... no idea, in this context. I took it as “goodbye”.

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This poor dude is waiting for his date for the prom unknowing he is being watched by the crew of a hit TV show

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The tides coming in, hurry up dude.

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Tide got him but he’s ok.

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He’s texting his girl but she’s not showing up. Is she standing him up?

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His best bud just showed up to help him.

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Tide is really coming in now, he’s on the phone. Things are getting frantic.

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Will she arrive in time? We’re gonna give him a round of applause if she says yes and arrives.

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OH NO!

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CREW IS ENCOURAGING HIM TO RE-DO HIS WORK. WE’RE SHOUTING “DO IT!”

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HE IS RE-MAKING THE MESSAGE! I REPEAT! HE IS REMAKING THE MESSAGE!

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WE HAVE RECIEVED WORD THAT THE GIRL IS ON A TREASURE HUNT IN THE CITY AND THIS IS THE FINAL LOCATION. HIS FRIEND IS STALLING FOR TIME.

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UPDATE: BEACHGOERS HAVE JOINED IN TO HELP THIS BOY REBUILD HIS MESSAGE TO THE GIRL! HIS FRIEND HAS JOINED IN AS WELL.

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IT’S ALMOST DONE! THEY MIGHT MAKE IT!

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THE MESSAGE IS COMPLETED! THE QUESTION IS NOW “WILL SHE SAY YES?”

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BRO OF THE YEAR JUST BROUGHT A GIRL. I THINK THIS MAY BE IT!

I THINK THIS IS IT!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

SHE’S APPROACHING!

YES! THE ANSWER IS YES!

OUR CREW IS CHEERING FOR THESE TWO.

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[one-time-i-dreamt]

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Remember when Jeff Bezos, who is worth 181 billion USD donated 690k to stopping Australian fires? Yeah, me too.

[sandersstudies]

Love people who have interests or hyperfixations in morbid or depressing or scary fields because they’re trying so hard to balance “ho boy am I excited to talk about all this information I know” and “I recognize that this is very bad and I’m trying to be a little somber about it.”

[sandersstudies]

Watching a documentary about poisonings during the Victorian era and this historian clearly knows so much about arsenic and is trying really hard to be chill.

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[tyrells]

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