hail satan

Hello I'm Janet I like cats and emojis and lick my butt | ) ) 19 years old

[cheese24k]

[cuddleing-deactivated20121203]

i lost it with the salad

[ohai-mg]

completely lost it at the gravy

[novakian]

are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts

[alittlebitofshipping]

All I could even say is wtf is wrong with Billy, my god.

[stop-hammerkind]

“Billy needs therapy”

[chvrizard-deactivated20141230]

I literally started crying

[federalbureauofislam]

*rupaul voice* bring back my... will to live

[chaoticangels]

“Listen here you fucking twink, telephone pt 2 is not going to happen, ever. Now take your soy frappuccino and get the fuck out”

[satanstoned420]

Just give me a heart attack now

Right now bye bye emotions you don't work correctly anyways

[satanstoned420]

My only thing is that if someone you love lays in bed for an hour you might get worried and at least try to help out a little.

[satanstoned420]

No I don't want a grilled cheese I was breakfast and actual attnetion and support when I don't feel very good. I've been laying in bed for like an hour how does that not obviously show someone that something is wrong it's shit like this that makes me think she doesn't actually care how I feel anymore.

I feel so shitty and can't stop crying really and I'm just gonna be ignored all day until I go and do something fucking useful

[satanstoned420]

All I want is a hug or something but honestly

Nobody cares about me literally everytime I talk to any group of people I get interrupted and brushed off idk why I even try to do anything anymore

[long-ago-1234567890]

tumblr i am begging you so much please let me reblog ads

[satanstoned420]

I'm really sore and sad and feel like I don't matter ;-;

[mademoiselleenjolras]

IIIIIIII....

Don’t want a LOT for Christmaaaaas….

THEEEEERE is just One Thing IIII neeeed….

I don’t care aBOUT the PRESents UUUUUUUUNDERrrneath the ChristMas Treeeee

I just want you for mY  OoOwnnnn……

MOOOOOOOOOOORE than youuuu could EV ER knoooow….

Make myyy wishcome truuuuuuUUuuUuuUuE

AAAAAAAALLLLLLLL I want for CHRISTmaaaaaaas….. 

IIIIIIiiIIiiIIiis….

YooOoOouuuuu

[andinthemeantimeconsultabook-de]

[satanstoned420]

I was really looking forward to an actual breakfast this morning and I fucking grabbed the wrong kind of sausage. Now my girlfriend doesn't give a shit about me right now, I'm depressed and hungry, and way too hot under this blanket but I don't feel like I deserve to look at the world

I feel like I shouldn't be allowed to eat, sleep, or be comfortable at all

[king-of-kegels]

Visit Original Link

(Fart Sound Effect With Applied Reverb.)

[corvidous]

It’s 4AM and I’m gonna die

[naradreamscape]

imagine going spelunking alone at night and hearing this deep within the cave

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

imagine if you said the true name of god and this sound rang all across the sky

[ewfadsasddsdasd-deactivated2018]

my brain: i can’t live like this anymore

me looking at funney picture of raccoon eating nachos: 

[bob-belcher]

[biscuitsarenice]

“Here in the Pacific, 200 metres down, we enter an alien world… This is barreleye a fish with a transparent head filled with jelly so that it can look up through its skull.” - Sir David Attenborough

Blue Planet II

[krystenritalin]

most fish just grow their eyes on the sides of they head but okay

[chasekip]

lucario can hear you being a furry and it gives him depression

[forgottenbones]

A Perfect Circle - Passive