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krystenritalin (b. 1990)

The Tumblr Renaissance, 2023

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idk why I thought getting Ai to make me a meal plan and grocery shopping list would let me avoid a 24-hour spiral into an ED-related meal-planning-calorie-counting hyper-fixation. I am well aware that shit is all about feeling in control, and yet, I still thought I could give up control to the machines -- only to immediately snatch it back off that Large Language Model bitch, as soon as I decided they weren't doing a good enough job of my disordering my eating. I don't think we have to worry about the machines coming for our jobs - at least not so long as type A personality bitches like myself are roaming God's green earth

#TW ED #Trigger Warning Eating Disorder

#barbie

ayeforscotland

There is no ‘rest of the Mona Lisa’ - it doesn’t exist.

Tech bros fundamentally don’t understand art, and it’s why all AI art looks ugly as sin.

pocket-deer-belly

The mona lisa was actually a landscape painting but this random woman decided to just like sit there and block the view and da Vinci just rolled with it

marxisforbros

Before AI art “Ever wonder what the rest of the Mona Lisa looks like?” would only have made sense as a line of dialogue for a supervillain attempting to baffle their opponent before launching a surprise attack.

krystenritalin

Did you know?

Due to puritanical backlash, Da Vinci had to actually retouch his renowned landscape painting, the Mona Lisa. While you may know the Mona Lisa for her coy smile and frumpy frock, thanks to the incredible power of AI, we can now see how Da Vinci originally intended his most famous masterpiece to be enjoyed.

That coquettish smile sure makes a lot more sense now, right lads?

#Yeeeeaaahhh #Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!#MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN!#Yeah baby!#Take it off!#TITS OUT FOR THE BOYS!#Leonardo Da Titty Guy

must look expensive tonight.

dude just offered me coke if I let him give me a lift.

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Video caption: Good guy who talks like a bad guy

“Perhaps you’d like to see my pets. They were ALL … rescues.”

“And as always, gentlemen, our profits will be … donated.”

“Oh, I wish I could stay and chat, but I’m afraid I have to take my friend to the airport.”

yourheartinyourmouth

Redeemed villain who can’t let the speech pattern go

krystenritalin

doesn't matter what's said, hollywood has conditioned us to hear anything uttered in an eloquent and theatrical speech pattern as villainous. yknow, because the real villains are queer anarchists with a flair for flowery language and a penchant for drama..

Law & Order SVU has done a lot of their own versions of stories "ripped from the headlines", but recently they did an SVU version of Pixar's Up. 🎈

#Fucken speechless guys

imissthembutitwasntadisaster

Tragic news like half the ways people talk about magic in fiction could irl be applied to maths

imissthembutitwasntadisaster

"magic is the threads that tie the world together, the unspoken web at the heart of the universe" that's mathematics babey!

imissthembutitwasntadisaster

You ever think about how when you gauge if it's safe to cross the road based off how fast and far away the cars are you're actually doing difficult calculus subconsciously? Almost like maths is something you have an inherent understanding of in many ways but in order to advance in it and truly understand it you have to learn it in an academic setting? Almost like many magic systems?

krystenritalin

Yeah, sure, I "get" maths. I don't just wait for someone to hold my hand and help me, or find some random mother and child to follow across the road. I do calculus..

super-sootica

Pros and Cons of making things

Pro: Thing

Con: Make

alphagodith

you summed up the struggle of all creators ever so nicely

krystenritalin

What? No!

Pro is making

Con is things

fairycosmos

the mood swings have been insane lately. one okay productive day costs me two weeks of grief and apathy and anger. hot girls get it

thecraftgremlin

We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

krystenritalin

The ND kids I work with at an art therapy studio are on Tumblr. They're all younger than my OG account. We got into a debate recently over what is more satisfying: Playing with kinetic sand, or vacuuming up kinetic sand with the good vacuum. They were all wrong, but thought that story might explain the two generations that exist on Tumblr.

genderoutlaws

whats a good poem by sappho?

suckin on my tiddies like you wanted me callin me all the time like blondie check out my chrissie behind its fine all of the time like sex on the beaches what else is in the teaches of peaches? huuuuuh. whhaaaaat. rriiiight. whaaaat. uhhhhhn.