SatireCat

Para/Multi para RPer >:3

[vikingfighter-deactivated201909]

Don’t be a dick to your GF or Benny the Bull’s gonna get ya!

[fuckfuckandfuckk-blog-deactivat]

What an ass

[midwestc0ast]

THATS MAH BOY

[wentzboy]

SOME LEGENDS ARE TOLD

[satirecat-blog]

me: I need to stop getting overly attached to people.

someone: *is not mean to me*

me: I love you. I would do anything for you.

[micdotcom]

Watch: Aziz gets hilariously real about those trite celebrity voting PSAs

[bestnatesmithever]

LET AZIZ EAT HIS LUNCH!

[co-existence]

do u ever feel like every single person you care about cares about someone else more

[gkriniarogato]

αυτό.

[oml-sie]

Are you saying there are OTHER feelings?

[crossbeams]

[heyskys]

paralyzed

[sixpenceee]

One of the most coolest looking vortex marbles I’ve ever seen. (Source)

[phoenix-singularity-deactivated]

It is like having a galaxy and black hole all in one sphere.

[satirecat-blog]

Someone: Wow I really like that thing you have!

Me: Do... Do you want it? *Trying very hard not to hand it to them, sweating profusely from the effort but hand is extending on it's own*

Them: Sure!

Me: Ok here you go. *Internally: DAMMITALLTOHELL*

[satirecat-blog]

me:*trying to find a good fanfiction*

me:i've read that one

me:and that one, too

me:and that one

me:oh, wait, haven't read that one!

me:*halfway through it*

me:yes i have

[gifsandsound]

[automatomik]

this is the first thing i reblog in 3 months

[unclefather]

stop dancing. where are the chaos emeralds 

[shadow-dio-sama]

someone please link source

[raeloganthesonic06fangirl]

I have to wonder how the filming for this went down, because everyone looks so confused. XD

[satirecat-blog]

I can't help it, I am dying xD

[chisai-yokai-art]

Commission - Flight Rising - Mystic by Ayato-Inverse

Another commissioned Flight Rising Gijinka for Satirecat on FR of their Imperial Mystic!

Patreon | Redbubble | Commission Info

[killue]

why tha fuck so many porn blogs follow me…..wtf you tryna jack off to? my depression?? naruto? kermit the frog memez???.. what yhe Fuck

[sixpenceee]

Marko Popadic’s photo “Oko” captures a spooky, sweet moment in which q butterfly alights in the eye-socket of a skull. 

[satirecat-blog]

This is definitely my aesthetic. <3

[did-you-know]

Everbright is a grid of LED dials you can rotate through the color spectrum, making it like a giant Lite-Brite. There are no removable parts, each circle produces every color of the rainbow, and designs can be erased or animated with the touch of a button. Source

[satirecat-blog]

I neeeeeeed it D:

[sixpenceee]

“A house I pass on the way to work has this sculpture in its yard. Its about 8 feet tall.”

(Source)

[geostatonary]

“HELLO NEIGHBOR STEVE, I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU TO BARBEQUE ON THE EVE OF THE BLOOD MOON.  I FEEL WE GOT OFF TO A BAD START.”

“NEIGHBOR STEVE, DO YOU NOT WISH TO PARTAKE OF THE UNCLEAN FLESH-MEATS OF PIGS AND THE POLLUTED ESSENCES OF TOMATO?  PERHAPS YOU ARE A CAROLINA STYLE MAN, NEIGHBOR STEVE?”

“PUT THE GUN AWAY NEIGHBOR STEVE, YOU KNOW I SHALL ONLY RISE AGAIN WITH THE DAWNING OF THE MOON.  WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH THIS MANY TIMES.”

“LOOK AT THIS PICTURE MY SON DREW OF YOU AND CHILD TIMMY, YOUR SON.  ARE THEY NOT THE PICTURE OF PACT-MATES?  THIS COULD BE YOU AND ME, NEIGHBOR STEVE.”

“YOU MISSED THE UNHOLY NEXUS OF POWER THAT IS THE KEY TO MY CORPOREAL FORM, NEIGHBOR STEVE.  YOU WILL NEED TO RELOAD NOW, SO I WILL GO INSIDE TO MY HELL-WIFE AND PUT YOU DOWN AS A SOLID ‘MAYBE’.“

[meltdraw]

Drew a comic thing of the neighbors.

[satirecat-blog]

I love this so much

[shubbabang]

ITS THAT TIME AGAIN!

Back with a new polished sort of official look! Because of financial issues, and the extreme need for a new computer, I decided it was high time to get commissions started again.

To keep this short, you can click here to see more information on the commissions and payment.

A few things to start off with however since these questions might come up:

What will you not draw? I will not draw anything above pg 13, depictions of abuse, or anything involving sexualized kinks or fetishes.

How many characters will you draw in one picture? I can draw up to two characters. Any extra characters will raise the price.

What about backgrounds? If you want me to include a detailed background to a picture, it will also raise the price.

Again, please click here if you want to know more! All messages about commissions must be sent to my yahoo account which I will list on my commission info page, if it is sent to my tumblr inbox, there is a very good chance it will not be seen!!

A big big thank you to everyone for all your messages and support as well as another HUGE thank you to any future commissioners!

[shubbabang]

Also, I’ve posted certain older works that have been requested onto redbubble. Mainly for iphone cases, stickers, and posters. The resolutions are a little wonky on those because of how old they were and how small they were saved as. :\

[aetherblades]

[aetherblades]

Hey all, commissions are still very much open! If you can’t afford to buy, a signal boost would be loved!

I’m also now offering fullbody and painted images like this one!

Fullbody prices are as follows: Sketches: $15 Lineart: $20 Colored: $35

And painterly things are priced at: Headshot: $30 Waist up: $45 Fullbody: $60

Payment should be sent first, to [email protected] but I ask that you do not contact me at that email address as that is not mine, but rather my boyfriend’s. Instead, you may contact me through Tumblr, email ([email protected]), or Skype (Hectance).

Once your payment has been confirmed, I’ll begin on your order (depending on the size of my current workload)!

You can find some examples of my more recent work in the #tanceart tag!

Extra details:

Lined images come with a single flat color of your choice.

Sketches are always grayscale.