Truly this is one of the only situations where each word felt like someone was punching me in the face and it kept getting worse
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Truly this is one of the only situations where each word felt like someone was punching me in the face and it kept getting worse
I mean
adhd is stored in the ass
the a in adhd stands for ass
What do the other letters stand for then?
Ass Don't Have Dopamine
I’m sorry Mrs. Teacher, I’m trying to focus but I’m
dummy thicc
and the clap of my a(dhd)sscheeks keeps distracting my brain
Me giving myself pep talks: You are not uniquely horrible
Top Ten Reasons You Should Hire Me Despite My Disillusionment With Reality And My Subsequent Hatred For The System
thanks to anonymous for sending this ask i’ll never answer it because i love opening the inbox and saying out loud i have social anxienty and eat pussy eberyday every single time
Morning Affirmations
every time you leave the house w some aspect of your physical appearance challenging norms but honoring yourself, you get a little firmer in your conviction that you have the right to exist and be a body however tf you want
every time you join the zoom w some aspect of your physical appearance challenging norms but honoring yourself, you get a little firmer in your conviction that you have the right to exist and be a body however tf you want
Do you know why Sun Bears look so...weird compared to other bears? Is it the eyes?
it’s not just you, sun bears just look incredibly bizarre when you stack them up against other bears!
pictured: bear
pictured: film extra from the first narnia movie in a hyperreallistic fursuit:
but as always, there are real valid reasons behind mother nature’s stupid horseshit!
the sun bear has bizarrely humanlike limbs because, living in a hot tropical environment, they have no need for the enormous fat reserves of the temperate bears! this makes their bodies a LOT thinner and really screws up their proportions.
like really, REALLY screws up.
but sun bears do actually have longer front legs than other bears, along with larger claws, longer tongues, and cartoonishly mobile muppet faces.
and for good reason: sun bears are specialized predators of social insects!
the long legs and huge claws let the sun bear rip into beehives and termite mounds alike with wild abandon, while the long tongue and agile face assist the sun bear with getting all slurpy slurpy on the innocent hive insects and their delicious larva who were just going about their normal insect day when the sun bear rolled into town.
“aaaieeee! please, not the children!”
now insects aren’t ALL a sun bear eats, by any means, but they DO form the bulk of the protein in the sun bear’s diet, so they’ve got good reasons to look the way they do!
humans just tend to find the wonky proportions pretty off-putting, and it doesn’t help that many sun bears also have light-colored eyes which humans find incredibly freaky.
NYEGH okay that is pretty awful.
anyway tldr sun bears look weird because the bear family tried to produce an anteater, and they didn’t do a half-bad job at it!
idk what young person on the internet needs to hear this but you are not obligated to share any personal details about yourself online. in fact im gonna straight-up circle back to 00s era advice and say being anonymous is good actually
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it’s kinda gay to work at Bath and Body Works as a man lol
i’m gay
yeah because you work at bath and body works
“He says he feels fine!”
Buddy, that’s the steroids, those things will make you feel invincible and like you can punch god. And then then you come off the steroids, and then god punches you.
“I was on a low dose of prednisone and it never—” I’ma stop you right there bud, cause that whole “low dose” part is integral to whatever you’re about to say to try and invalidate people letting you know, yeah, the reason he feels better than he has done in 20 years is the massive shitwhack dose of steroids he’s on.
And here’s the thing, even low doses of steroid can make people manic. Low doses make me manic. But high doses? High doses I come out the other side and become the person I would have been if god hadn’t nerfed me with a genetic mutation and three co-morbid disorders. No sleep for three days? Who cares, I’m basically immortal.
And then they start to taper the dosage and uho, guess whose about to come crashing back down into the limitations of their mortal shell like an acme anvil plummeting through ice? That’s right, the bitch who flew too close to the sun on steroids and cooked their own goose in the process.
Also steroid and steroid withdrawal in their own right are dangerous. Not coming off them correctly can kill you. But also staying on them too long can kill you. Either way, 🤞
‘agreed’. that’s a funny way to spell ‘were forcibly removed with the alternative of painful deaths’.
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Cmon…. support your boy….. he’s nervous….
brad once fed me pepper spray without my knowledge
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I went through a lot of things after surviving abuse, but one of the things that traumatized me the most was how all the shrinks and counselors treated my anger.
I wish someone had said this to me, instead of making me feel like a monster.
“Maybe it’s time to re-evaluate that years of experience = skill level”