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for the best big bro noodle. ***for the people who keep sending me adult content: i am a minor please stop also this isn't for you go away***

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[only-tiktoks]

[memeuplift]

[memendoemori-deactivated2025020]

Good morning everybody

[todayontumblr]

you know, this is - excuse me - a ? cup of coffee

pretty, pretty good

*damn* fine

mediocre

bitter, perfectly balanced

quite frankly insulting

particularly autumnal

grotesque

Kafkaesque

faux

unnervingly british

Voting ended onSep 30, 2023

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Hello welcome my ADHD themed gameshow, "So you were holding it literally moments ago but now it's gone" the where YOU look for whatever you were just holding while going increasingly mad

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

I'm just trying to get the mood right

[firetinasty]

Reblog if you didn't notice the missing words

[farialyton]

Facebook deleted this almost immediately. It's almost like the ultrawealthy don't want us knowing or talking about what's at stake.

[kalessinsdaughter]

Just want to add one thing:

In countries with universal healthcare, this is a non-issue during a strike. Our access to healthcare isn't tied to working. It's an unconditional right for each and everyone of us.

The US system screws workers over in oh so many ways.

[athingofvikings]

This is exactly why US companies fight so hard against universal healthcare; even if single payer healthcare is cheaper on a per-person basis and takes the cost away from the employer, it also takes POWER and leverage away from the employers... and they don't ever want to give that up.

[satiresatyr]

cough cough gilded age cough

[chthonic-pain]

put spikes on your wheelchair's handles. wrap barbed wire around your cane or crutch so it'll hurt like a motherfucker if someone kicks or grabs it from under your hand. wear a personal alarm and pull the pin every time someone moves you without your consent, leans on your chair, takes a seat on your rollator, taps your hearing aid, steals your AAC device. scream for help when you're abducted. wail like you're in agony when people trip you up or knock into you. take pepper spray to the grocery store. take a knife to the club. leave cards that say "fuck you" under the wipers of inconsiderately parked cars and scratch access codes for bathrooms on the outside of the door. we are not begging for mercy, we're fighting dirty. we have to.

[chthonic-pain]

someone grabbed my wheelchair today and then shouted "ouch! there's spikes!"

YEAH!! GET FUCKED !!!!!!

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

I witnesses someone trying to shove a wheelchair user because they felt the wheelchair wasn't going fast enough, I guess. Not even a second later, this asshole is screaming in pain because the handles had razor wire on them the back of the wheelchair had a sign saying "do not touch."

NGL, I was laughing and gave the wheelchair user a nod. They just kept on going after a nod and wink at me. Fucking amazing.

When I was in hs, I had to use crutches a few times. Classmates though it was funny to kick them while I'm standing. Soooo I glues nails on the bottom 18 inches or so. Two students screaming and yelling resulted in no one kicking them again.

Do not fuck with mobility devices. They are an extension of our body. If you decide to violate our boundaries, be prepared for retaliation, much like if someone shoved or pushed you. Keep yourself to yourself.

[satiresatyr]

my best friend messed up her knee at the dentist's office and has to use crutches at school for a while. Some dude thought it'd be funny to push her over, laugh, and run away. Definitely showing her this post

[abduction]

[kingkilling-and-stormlight]

SKY WHALE SKY WHALE SKY WHALE

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

No. Look at the position of the tail fins. They’re perpendicular rather than parallel to the ground. That’s a sky shark.

[gnomebud]

SKY SHARK SKY SHARK SKY SHARK

[jedimasterazeroth]

Except the upper fin is smaller than the lower fin. So that means the perspective is angled. This is a whale.

[blagueofchaos]

SKY WHALE SKY WHALE SKY WHALE

[nebulations]

[ID: A photo taken at late afternoon in a city. Above an office building is a cloud which looks very much like a shark or whale. End ID]

[thirteensfavoritetoy]

Clouds that look like Captain Ahab & Quint from Jaws start fighting over it

[cats-in-sunglasses]

This is why I love this hellsite. Look at us, exciedly talking about sky sharks.

[i-homeostasis]

dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET? 

[i-homeostasis]

LIKE THIS JUST LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE A PERSON’S BACKYARD. LIKE YEA A LITTLE DUSTY MAYBE THERE WAS A SANDSTORM BUT THAT’S COOL I’M JUST GONNA WALK DOWN TO THE STORE P S Y C H YOU’RE ON MARS BICH!

[schro-dingus-deactivated2023030]

i hate to be rude and intrude on this post but we have decent pictures of the surface Venus too! 

[jumpingjacktrash]

#venus has a low render distance

[thecraftychemist]

See also below Saturn’s moon, Titan. Mars has a blue horizon at sunset so it looks even more Earth-like in this image:

Source

Also: Comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko

[ultraviolet-divergence]

So it’s not quite snowing on Churyumov–Gerasimenko, unfortunately; the white specks are artifacts of cosmic rays impinging on the CCDs in the camera, as well as a rotating starfield in the background (since the comet is spinning). A few specks could be dust. But, holy shit, that’s the surface of a comet. That’s a spot you could in theory cling to for dear life sit down on. The Cliffs of Comet 76p are a place. 

If that isn’t the neatest shit I don’t know what is.

[dorkery]

[formlessdemi]

Venus has the Mexico filter

[animesickos]

We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

[punkrorschach]

[nerdgasrnz]

[anexperimentallife]

Ever notice it's always, "these workers striking will hurt the economy," not, "these corporations (which are making record profits) are hurting the economy by exploiting and abusing their workers until the workers refuse to take it anymore."

It's always, "giving raises and benefits amd time off to workers will cause inflation," not "CEOs and top execs getting millions in yearly raises and bonuses, and large corporations price-gouging to line shareholder pockets is causing inflation."

As Malcolm X said, "If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing."

[blackness-by-your-side]

my utopia

[gentlyepigrams-deactivated20180]

The drag queen from this photo has spoken up about the photo.

I won’t speak for all liberals, but I’d like to see a future where it isn’t a big deal for a woman in full modesty garb to sit next to a drag queen in NYC. It’s become a bit of a sensation, but her and I were just existing. The freedom to simply be yourself in a sea of people who aren’t like you is a freedom we all deserve.

[theroguefeminist]

The central irony is that this isn’t some hypothetical future–it’s just present day reality. This is a picture of two ordinary people going about their normal lives despite how haters want to politicize it lmao. So the underlying message is not “future liberals want” it’s “people conservatives want to eradicate”

[counterpunches]

the underlying message is not “future liberals want” it’s “people conservatives want to eradicate”

[cyndakiller]

*coughs* louder for the people on the back:

the underlying message is not “future liberals want” it’s “people conservatives want to eradicate”

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

I realize Bisexual Awareness Week is next week...and I should post this next week...but who gives a fuck? Every week should be bisexual Awareness Week...

And besides, we stan a BI KING on this page!

[caffeineecold]

nothing has been more important to my being queer than when i went to my first pride parade, got seperated from my group, had a panic attack about it and was sitting on the side of the road holding a tiny genderfluid flag and freaking out. then this six foot five drag queen in four inch heels appeared from literally nowhere and sat down next to me. i, this scared-shitless trans bi kid at pride for the first time, very nervously told her she looked pretty and i told her my name and that i got lost and didn't feel like i should be at pride and she held my hand and said "oh, honey, everybody deserves to be here, especially you. pride is for everybody who's ever gotten lost, who's been scared of who they are or where they are. you think we never been scared before? pride's for you, honey, because you're scared. you don't have to be proud right now, but you're gonna be one day, honey, i'm sure of it."

i found my group soon after that and i never saw that queen again but to this day i am convinced i met an angel.

so yeah. pride is for you. pride is for all of us.

[teaboot]

please god above can someone explain to me why we're still working on self driving cars when trains exist

[teaboot]

"we're training them to interpret road signs!" Train goes same place every day. No road signs.

"when forced to choose between old lady and child, which is more ethical for the car to hit?" Fence around train track. Nobody on the road.

"people with disabilities preventing them from driving themselves can be independent" Yes but also. Train.

"reduces the dangers of fatigue with long distance trucking" Train.

"the technology is not yet price effective for the average driver" Train.

Seriously come on choo choo bitches let's goooooooooo

[cinemaocd]

The thing that galls me above all else is that in the U.S. we had a train based public transport system up until the 1950s when the Ford Motor Company lobbied local governments for buses. The tracks were ripped up, or neglected and abandoned and now many places are spending huge amounts of money to put them back. In the Midwest where I live you could go from downtown to the outermost suburbs 100 years ago on the street car and the travel times were faster than what we have now given traffic, etc. It's fucking disgusting and it's capitalism at its worst.

[satiresatyr]

there was a guy going around my school at lunchtime with a giant red duffel bag saying "a duck for a buck".

the duo lingo looking bird is Rizz. purple superhero duck is Larryboy.

also today I feel asleep in sociology because I stayed up reading and someone threw a spider on me which is rUdE