in andrew's spare time

Look who's finally stepping up his Tumblr game.

[evilestcreature]

person: it’s too early for halloween stuff it’s over a month away

me: 

[thackerybiinx]

I saw this on Twitter and thought tumblr needed to see this.

[hechodeoro-deactivated20180924]

im yelling

[trouserweasel]

worth it tbh

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[sandandglass]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo via johnnymoto)

[alphaxalfa-blog]

I’m seeing this tweet everywhere lol

[nathanpetrellis]

[a-little-squirrely-sunshine]

This was always a favorite.

[catsbeaversandducks]

10 Cats Who Have Mastered The Ancient Art Of Belly Trapping

“Trap? No trap here, seriously. Go ahead and touch it, you can trust me.”

Photos via CatBellies on Reddit

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo via Moonstonemassage)

[joshreads]

at last, political campaigning has achieved its purist form: meme fights

the founding father are all high-fiving each other right now, in hell

[busket]

presidential candidates are getting engaged in internet fights

this is somehow the weirdest but most obvious turn of history

[charlesoberonn]

I want these back and forth tweets to be featured in textbooks

[prinxessleia-deactivated2016032]

Firefly rewatch: 1.02 The Train Job

[eyecloud-deactivated20180112]

[grannypantiesnchill]

We ALL wish it were that easy

[munacarabiner]

lms if u have naturally curly/wavy hair and it kinda just does whatever it wants and it looks best when you wash it and let it air dry and you wash it and its soft and bouncy and pretty but u go to sleep and its smushed and nothing u do can bring it back because its flat curly and u just gotta wash it again to make it look good does someone understand

[rachie-wu-tang]

Yes to all of this

[ryan-reynolds]

[heartscocoa-deactivated20131218]

I will actually never get over how fucking dumb Romeo and Juliet are

[hijerking]