immature for my age

Charlie she/her

[missybunno-deactivated20260510]

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

[dubiousdisco]

[plumbo-gummite]

top 10 sex positions that will leave naught but ash in your wake

[toastbutteregg]

[lemon-labia]

broke my routine so now i have to kill myself

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

making this post ruined my life

[64mpg]

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

[abbyroqueingit]

it's summer which means i am constantly asking myself questions such as "who is on my hockey team" and "is that a good idea"

[utopians]

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

[king]

as my bitch friend sasuke would say……….tch…………..pathetic

[wosp-reactivated]

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

[juniper-petunia]

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my watch, my headphones, my vibrator, my backup vibrator, my emergency vibrator, the ancient cursed amulet of darkness that whispers to me....it's too much!!!

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[saturnbee]

someone hit a skunk on our road so we can either run the ACs and have our whole house stink like skunks or turn off the ACs and have a stupidly hot house that vaguely smells like skunks

[malibuklaus]

[unification]

at this rate i think i could basically be human by the end of the year