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anexperimentallife

shripscapi

trapped forever

shrips

here is the inspiration. in case anyone finds that interesting

zvaigzdelasas

theocseason4

my bad for assuming everyone has critical thinking skills btw

ivan-fyodorovich-k

somethingusefulfromflorida

Have politicians and oligarchs always been this fucking pathetic, or is this new? It's hard to take evil people seriously when they act like this, and I'm 99% sure that's why they do it. It's performative, it gives them plausible deniability, "they're not evil, they're just stupid." They're underestimated and downplayed, just another distraction.

thornetabris

rest in peace you fucking legend

bloodbending

can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bootlickers, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

zesty-mordant

official-nature-posts

In the 30s we figure out general relativity. It wasn’t until the 60s we realised plate tectonics.

pearlsforlucy

We didn’t figure out that fungi weren’t plants, but instead their own separate kingdom until 1969, aka the same year we sent people to the moon

official-nature-posts

True. People please reblog with more examples.

marlynnofmany

Can openers were invented about 80 years after canned food became popular.

The fax machine was invented before the telephone.

And we all know that sliced bread is the best thing since Betty White.

reachartwork

david lynch telling people in 2017 that you should accept trans people or kill yourself. he was so real for this.

aimlesspoet

a bottom-tier autistic experience is being told throughout your entire childhood that you are just an overthinker when it comes to social situations and later finding out that your friends did, in fact, hate being around you and tried to communicate that through weird little hints

cerastes

A footjob is not enough, I need a footcareer

cerastes

stop reblogging this

beesmygod

unrelated but one of the bad fanfiction lines that has been trapped in my head for LITERALLY 22 years was a beauty and the beast fanfic in which belle said “be careful, im a virgin in my vagina”. this has been on the tip of my tongue threatening to burst out of my mouth for decades

beesmygod

this one is SOOOO good thank for you sharing. im going to be thinking about po’s honda civic too now

desperate-acts-of-capitalism

Published Jan 14, 2025

coffee-mage-sans-caffeine

The hilarious part is that we ALREADY DID this part of history. A long, long time ago, when you wanted shit from your local general store, you took your list to the clerk and said "I need this shit" and the clerk said "Oh hey, I think I have all this shit in stock. Gimme a second." And they'd collect up all the shit on your list and ask you how much of shit you wanted and then you'd pay them and walk out with all your shit. And then some fucker opened up the store so people could shop and do the legwork themselves and it cost less in clerks (because you had to use more clerks to get all the shit people wanted to buy) and people started IMPULSE buying things that weren't on their lists. And buying more shit. And the thing is. THE THING IS. The 'clerks get everything' method would have had very little, if any, shoplifting. Which means that the capitalist pigs that owned the businesses recognised that you make more money letting people get their own shit than you lose in shoplifting. Otherwise, we'd all fucking be going to Costco and handing them a list!