[pglang]

i’ll always want the best for u even if we don’t speak anymore

[spicyvampire]

You are laughing. I'm electrocuting your balls and you are laughing

[rottwnflesh-deactivated20260503]

no mom i’m not high my eyes are red because i’m evil

[mapletree100]

Dump your boyfriend and master the art of sudoku instead

[beardedmrbean]

[blogofex]

These guys would be the biggest hit at any Renaissance fair they went to.

[therobotmonster]

An envoy from a kingdom in the far East comes to your hamlet and of course you give them a warm welcome!

Do you have any idea what access to the spice road would do for the tiny Dukedom of Fairground By the Budget Hilton?

[segamascott]

shawty's like a malady in my head

[490hertz]

i identify so much with this

[bathetic]

u know when i was 12 i just kinda assumed the cullens' cover story worked bc a 23 year old is obviously an Adult and no one would question why or how he adopted like five kids between the ages of 17 and 20 but now that im in my 20s i have come to the conclusion that everyone in forks knows the cullens are vampires bc they all took one look at carlisle "i look like im fresh out of undergrad but im a doctor i swear" cullen and his gaggle of nearly-adult "children" and collectively called bullshit

[apathbacktoyou]

i just thought everyone was like "oh yikes a cult" and minded their business

cullens: we are a family but also date each other and our parents are barely older than us and we take collective hikes on school days and don't interact with people except this new kinda loner girl :)

forks:

[theclockworkjudas]

Bella: who are they?

Student: oh, they're the cullens. stay away from them. they're...

Bella:....dangerous?

Student: mormons.

[commonzinnia]

i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

[surprisinglynotsuicidal]

"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have

[strangertingshappen-deactivated]

TEXT ME WHEN YOU GET HOME or I’m going to be worried about you BITCH.

[psychiclounge]

yeah he's pretty cool i want to do this to him

[tatters-the-bat]

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

[havinganormalone]

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

[laurens-german]

# besties OFF CAMPUS (2026—)

+

[outtagum]

#the last two remaining braincells

OFF CAMPUS 1.04 "The Breakup"

[rylandgracie]