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EVERY FRIEND GROUP SHOULD HAVE... THE EXPANSE APPRECIATION WEEK | Day 7: free choice (insp)

#MCU Women: Suit Up.

I did what I had to do and I let the system take care of the rest- Oh, you and your goddamn system! Christ! So what now? Every day, Bullseye goes to the chow hole, eats his slop, you know he gets to breathe the same air that you breathe. You feel good about that?

bruscled

Robert Borcky

escuerzoresucitado

thegaymertrainer

Can we all agree that the plot point of Person A finally about to come clean about something but then Person B who they are going to tell shares something first that makes Person A not come clean anymore is OLD AND TIRED AND NOT INTERESTING ANYMORE WRITE BETTER STORIES

kazeo2se

heywriters

Using tumblr is like living in a low class apartment building. You just get used to the landlord not fixing things, and then someone new moves in and you're helpfully like "oh yeah don't drink the tap water, it's got stuff in it that makes you sick" and then your neighbor you've had forever goes "oh they took the stuff out actually" and you're like "what? when was this?"

"like two years ago"

"you mean i could've been drinking the tap water all this time?"

"yeah. they gave us individual mailboxes too finally, you don't have to dig through the communal bin anymore"

"are you for real right now?? i just redirected my mail, i didnt know"

and the new tennant is like "why did you guys even live here if it was so bad"

"we like it."

"I kinda miss the communal mail bin tho"

heywriters

"the perpetually naked guy got evicted though"

"i know, so sad. he was really gross"

"i mean, his cousin streaks through the commons sometimes and knocks on all the doors"

"oh yeah, hate that guy"

aniseandspearmint

New Person: I just saw this weird guy in the lobby in a really creepy anthropomorphic Pikachu costume??????

Old Resident: yeah we have no idea where that guy came from. We've left messages with maintenance 'bout 'im but-

Other Old Resident: just don't make eye contact and you should be fine.

sometimesdesperate

"what are these strange markings in the paint?"

"Oh! Thats from the crab infestation!"

"The crab infestation?! Wow, glad they got that under control before I moved in."

"Oh, no no, it was an intentional infestation."

"Uh...."

"Yeah, we're hoping they bring the crabs back next year. A lot of us made friends with those crabs."

paperpalooka

No, I'm not joking, he doesnt just look like him, I swear to God neil gaiman lives across the hall.

anthonysperkins

Interview with the Vampire (2022 – ) Right in Front of My Salad? (2017)

programmerhumour

Anon visits webpages in 2022

jimxugle

Web design peaked with craigslist

sersi

Tony Stark/Iron Man in Avengers: Infinity War (2018) | Stephen Strange/Doctor Strange in Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022) | Thena in Eternals (2021) | T’Challa/Black Panther in Black Panther (2018) | Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch in WandaVision (2021) | Thor Odinson in Thor: Love and Thunder (2022) | Marc Spector/Moon Knight in Moon Knight (2022 - )