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craig owens. I sing, produce, and I'm petty on social media for a living. "I know you think I'm crazy - just like the years of pills have changed me" gmail: donotcallmecraigery

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3 weeks old and I’m already getting “The Look™”. 😂

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[astormlikethis-remaking]

american culture is

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Visit Original Link

[brandonbreakwell]

pop punk slogans

[bevcrushes]

That’s it. That’s the show. 

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Me, a small town sheriff that just found evidence related to an unsolved murder from years ago: we're gonna have to crack open a cold one, boys

[fuliajulia]

[mayothompson]

We’re all just ex-emo kids tryin to make it in this post-emo world

[danielkanhai]

sometimes, when i want to really treat myself, i turn my phone brightness up juust a little bit. i feel like i’m splurging. like i’m living a king’s life. sometimes i turn it up all the way and i’m like, “this is what god’s phone screen looks like.”

[paradiseforlana]

Lana Del Rey on backstage at the Citadel Music Festival in Berlin, 20th June, 2014

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dog: BARK

me (with the same tone and volume): WHAT

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Now for post #2 before I make my leave. This one is for you, baby.

Keep reading

[ginkotree]

hey no offense but [just starts screaming]

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[scummgirl]

*steps out of the house and immediately hears booing*

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happy father’s day to all the dads here, and a special thanks to these two munchkins for making me their dad. i wouldn’t trade 4 am feedings and the endless amounts of drool when King naps on me for anything or anyone in the world. truth be told, they are my world. 🌎💙💝