Well I guess this is growing up

"I've lost my mind many times and my wallet many more."

[toast-part-two]

Hey bro I just found out about this awesome thing called kissing me right on the lips wanna try

[ape-of-naples]

if we keep accusing ppl of being the zodiac killer eventually well get it right

[loreofcardigan]

maybe the real zodiac killer is the friends we made along the way

[thellama27]

No one:

Not even a soul:

Sea Hawk: "ADVENTURE!"

[unbotheredmuse]

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

[onadera2-deactivated20140504]

[velcroing my shoes] i dont know when i’ll be back sweetheart

[theweirdwideweb]

[unclebeanbag]

No, Mike Pence got fucked by a horse. How else do you get the outside of a horse inside a man? 

[raccacommie]

Better?

[unclebeanbag]

Much. 

[tradiespotter]

Horse must have been desperate

[bastardofficial]

died and came back as a cowboy i call that reintarnation

[kaijuno]

[vibewars]

[chillgamesh-the-swing]

[memescomedy]

[grendelsmilf]

I AM a female villain apologist and it IS because they are sexy. that is all

[valtsv]

yes honey your evil laugh is utterly diabolical and will definitely strike terror into the hearts of all your enemies now will you please come to bed

[whitepeopletwitter]

[antifainternational]

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

Would also be really annoying if they wore heat resistant gloves to throw back the hot tear gas canisters and if this got shared to all those protesting…

[honestmerchantsailor]

Would be a further shame if people started covering cameras (as seen in Hong Kong, with protestors using poles and rakes to lift cardboard boxes over security cameras), blinding drone optics with laser pointers, and flooding police-run reporting apps with junk data.

It would be a shame if the protesters noted that plainclothes cops can be identified a number of ways, such as wearing steel-toed boots; an armband or wristband of a particular color; driving white, black, or dark blue cars with concealed lights; or having the outline of cuffs visible in the back pocket or the bumps of an armor vest’s shoulder straps under their shirt.

It would be a shame if the protesters began making their signs out of inch-thick plywood to stop rubber bullets, forming a tight shield wall to prevent police from singling out and mobbing individual protesters. It would be a shame if the people behind the shield wall held up umbrellas so that tear gas canisters fired over the heads of the front line will be bounced away. It would be a shame if protesters began constructing improvised armor vests out of duct tape, hardback books, and ceramic tiles.

It would be a shame if protesters started wearing safety glasses, hard hats, respirators, and gardening gloves, all of which can be found at the same hardware stores as the plywood. It would be a shame if they started using traffic cones (the kind without the hole in the top) upside-down buckets, or other improvised lids to contain tear gas by placing them over the canisters.

It would be a shame if protesters learned that police scanners are legal to own in the US, allowing them to learn where police are moving and what routes they intend to take. It would be a shame if they discovered that these scanners can be used to send as well as receive, allowing them to flood the scanner frequencies with noise.

All this would be a terrible, terrible shame.

[snakiee]

Hey it be even more of a shame to not use plywood

But Rubbermaid instead. Shame shame definitely DONT do that

[distant-sound-of-binicorn-howls]

It would be a shame if someone had to reblog this. Such a shame

[plainsonglady]

[wizardingaesthetics]

Frozen's new Into the Unknown lyric video looks like a visual representation of my daily existential crisis

[babyboomerbullshit]

Oh No! tattoos!

[yipyap]

lol like this is actually cute. backfire

[obviouscaptain]

they’re boyfriends

[yipyap]

he’s worried his punk ass bf forgot to apply sunscreen again

[chazkuangshi]

he even picked out swim trunks to match his boyfriend’s tattoos. adorable

[lazarusthewarlock]

Ckeckmate, boomers. We made it gay