Lazarus the Tired^tm

Rebranding my account; I love Undertale and Deltarune!

[dandeleon]

who am i? ¿ᴉ ɯɐ oɥʍ

[pangur-and-grim]

Grim is such a grumpy grandma. she growls in between each lick

[pangur-and-grim]

[batsnake--113]

A King deserves a Loyal Family

This is a redraw of another art I did prior to chp 5

[selflofr]

i made this i guess

[itsybitsyjoltik]

we can’t keep letting him get away with this

[drawloverlala]

Caught red handed! 🎲☁️

[spmtnlove]

The second I saw orange juice was a consumable item in chapter 5, I knew I had to give it to Spamton 🍹

[oneheadtoanother]

[brotherfather]

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

so who do we think Susie was going to "practice" giving the flower to

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

what did they mean by this

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

asgore's face is killing me here, he can't tell which of them are actually dating either (they also don't know if they're on a date or not)

[ziekkfreak2-0]

genuinely what was going thru my mind at the ending 😭😭😭

also flower version :3

[homkamiro]

Some blockhead just asked if Asgore pollinates Flowery will he end up pregnant in dark world

[madebyzombys]

I enjoy flowery a normal and healthy amount

[answerpancakes]

I imagine Jax can't take off her overalls for a while, so she'd have to get creative

[onlytiktoks]

[shinyhappygoth]

Time to FROLIC!

[bobomcfoe-art]

Videos i like so much i painted them

[queermachmir]

“What is it that the child has to teach?

The child naively believes that everything should be fair and everyone should be honest, that only good should prevail, that everybody should have what they want and there should be no pain or sadness. The child believes the world should be perfect and is outraged to discover it is not.

And the child is right.”

— Rabbi Tzvi Freeman

[spaceraptor]

“Westerners are fond of the saying ‘Life isn’t fair.’ Then, they end in snide triumphant: ‘So get used to it!’ What a cruel, sadistic notion to revel in! What a terrible, patriarchal response to a child’s budding sense of ethics. Announce to an Iroquois, ‘Life isn’t fair,’ and her response will be: ‘Then make it fair!’” –Barbara Alice Mann

[chilewithcarnage]

[closet-keys]

[ID: panel from Calvin and Hobbes in which Calvin’s mom says, “Life could be worse, Calvin” and Calvin responds, “Life could be a lot better, too!”]

[rhiotta]

When your live studio audience of one doesn't take you seriously and gets you in trouble with your mom.

Did you know if you heckle the toddlers at Gamestop, someone enters mortal danger?

This was originally going to be much shorter for an ask, but the devils of improv kept saying "hey the joke keeps going, the joke keeps going!" and here we are.

[homkamiro]

In another universe?