Part Time Nerd & A Full Time Idiot

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This is how archaeologists hunt

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 Hayley Kiyoko and Brendon Urie with their flags while singing Girls/Girls/Boys is so iconic!

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The raw gay energy in this photo is enough to power an entire country

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So, fun fact for all of you history dorks, but you know that legend about Cleopatra being so rich and trashy that she would drink her wine with crushed up pearls in it?

Pearls are mostly Calcium Carbonate. When they mix with acids (such as those in wine) they produce carbon dioxide like little balls of fancy alkaseltzer.

What Im saying is, call Cleopatra a trashy hoe all you want, but she was the trashy hoe who invented instant champagne. Bitch was living in 3018 while everyone else was in 18

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I wanna destroy the culture of “women have to wear makeup to be considered presentable” and replace it with “makeup is a fun accessory that allows u to have horribly fake purple lips and green eyelids if u want yee haw who wants some glitter on their nose” who’s with me on this

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ok but this tea eviscerated my mustache

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i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me

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is saying “horses” when you pass a field of horses a midwesterner thing or a whole ass national thing bc ive never been in a car when we passed a field and somebody has to just say Horses in a monotone voice and we all look and nodd and keep drivin

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every human on earth in unison: horses

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this is complete “cows” erasure

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Superheroes being 197% done with wii music playing

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also i want thanos to have a counterpart villain called “sex thanos” who goes around planets and makes people fuck more so that there’s even more people and the populations get even bigger and he’s the bane of normal thanos’s existence 

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also sex thanos looks exactly like nomal thanos but he talks and dresses like austin powers 

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R A D I C A L  

this is the most self indulgent doodle, but yo girls and big swords…..is a mood.

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Been singing this song all day…

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new album cover/playlist gUYS IM SHAKING THIS IS SO GOOD AHH

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meirl

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@fillingupthecityskies

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ope, lemme just sneak on past ya

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kidz bop cask of amontillado