"Veni, Vidi, Vici"

Aesthetically Depressed

[recklessmoss]

say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually

[recklessmoss]

please this is SO funny

[recklessmoss]

HUH?!

[bigbadbutch]

[nia-s-randomness]

SONIC BALLS WAOW

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[desidesidesi]

Big!!! Steppy!!!

[redfagdiver]

Taking her job very seriously

[the-secondborn-of-seven]

[bunni420]

at the core of the earth there is a rabbit

[verylilidiot]

what does it do there?

[bunni420]

the usual

[explosionshark]

this is genuinely breathtaking lmao

[ozempicofficial]

[dogpuppy]

[zoobus]

"Are you wearing the-"

"The babyskin boots? Yeah, I am :)"

[maybesimon]

shoes for sale, babies, never worn

[sexhaver]

[gazehoundz]

[paddingtonicon]

[redstonedust]

i know it pisses some people off but i find it fun that most websites use the US flag for english and the brazillian flag for portuguese. kind of awesome. sorry england and portugal you colonized too hard so you dont get to own your language anymore. you gave it up to the americas. sucks to suck. go brazil.

[yand3retard]

[herssian]

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

[herssian]

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

[nothingbutloveforyou]

“i know a spot” takes you into my arms under a soft blanket

[noctourniquet-remade]

[lesson-ever-51]

aww piss

[gaytanic-panic]

[zingring]

I overheard my 14-yo say (while petting her cat), "you raw piece of corn. You unplugged toaster. The plate is spinning, but the light isn't on."