Dream Queen

26. Writer/Artist. City of Sin.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

That time of night as an adult where you’re desperately tired and want to sleep but you also don’t want to give up the day yet bc there’s stuff you wanna do. I’m calling it the toddler hour

[silentwalrus1]

i had a thought today like man, my ancestors would probably not approve very much of me being such an extravagant glutton, but then i was like wtf are u kidding. those dumbasses didn’t live on a fuckin potato ass diet for no minimalism. they didn’t do what they did, whatever the fuck it was, for me NOT to fucking eat my bodyweight in sashimi!!! they would be fucking ecstatic to see me making the most of my opportunities for plenty. they would be fucking cheering me on. every lice-covered cossack and illiterate serf and three-toothed yak herder in my lineage is with me in this restaurant, and they are going absolutely apeshit watching me try to fit an entire samosa in my mouth

[silentwalrus1]

i love this idea that the ancestors are following modern people around like a rappers yes-man as we eat food #‘fucking superb you funky little descendant’

me, standing in front of the burger king counter like the blithering hunger gibbon i am: i’ll have… uhhh… double whopper with fries. thank you. large please

the 500 mongolian tatar and polish jew ghosts behind me: [ERUPT INTO WILD SCREAMING AND HIGH FIVES] 

[pochowek]

can you believe there is a painting of cossacks going hogwild out there that fits this situation perfectly

[lousirthe3rd-deactivated2022080]

I’d watch just for the tribute and go back to not watching the NFL again

[morefunthanb4]

[strangebiology]

Happy World Pangolin Day! These are the world’s most trafficked mammals so don’t buy them or their scales please!   Photo by Scott Hurd

[whatevernatureis]

it’s not pangolin day but come December 17th you won’t be allowed to reblog this anymore

[tr3velyan]

only 90′s kids will remember

[chickenissiriat]

what the fuck is e.

[eurydixe]

I am horrified that I recognise all of this how long have I been on this hell site

[yamcha]

me

[scurviesdisneyblog]

Tiana wedding dress designs by Ian Gooding 

[dryeguy]

Tumblr Staff: “Alright, so we found a suitable solution to the issue involving NSFW content.”

Everyone: “Oh really? What might that be?”

Tumblr Staff: * lifts their finger * “Step 1-“

[demilypyro]

Before tumblr dies… anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

[tailbud]

Having a “crush” is a level 3 horny offence and against Tumblr ToS, delete your fucking blog

[demilypyro]

Live horny die horny motherfuckers

[lsleofskye]

Torres Del Paine | Tobias Hägg

[quiet-nymph]

Photography by akira.08.10

[badjokesbyjeff]

Doctor: Do you want the good news first, or the bad news?

Man: Good news first please, doc!

Doctor: We’re naming a disease after you

[everythingiswhatevernow]

Why is this funny

[esmaelj]

Puppy!!!

[esmaelj]

Kitty!!!

[ryanphantom]

you can really tell who’s been on this site for 6+ years this week

most of tumblr: OH GOD TUMBLR’S DYING!!!!

old users:

[blogging-at-your-funeral]

on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine

[infinitymarvel]

Netflix just cancelled Daredevil. This is so unfair. No one can tell us this show was doing poorly. Or Luke Cage. Or Jessica Jones, which is obviously next to get cancelled. Want to know the real reason for Netflix cutting ties with Disney/Marvel? Because Disney is launching its own streaming service and will probably be yanking all of its content from Netflix. So to retaliate, Netflix cancels some of its most popular shows. And I know what you’re gonna say, “Disney can just revive them on their streaming service.” And you’re right. They can. But will they? After all, Netflix has tainted these shows by cancelling them so Disney might just not bother and I hope they do but it’s not looking good.