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KIROKAZE
todays bird
hello vonnie
sheepfilms
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Xuebing Du
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Discoholic 🪩
cherry valley forever
d e v o n
Cosimo Galluzzi
The Stonewall Inn
pixel skylines
oozey mess
Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
seen from United States
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seen from Bangladesh
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seen from Netherlands
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@sawahsah-blog
One day robots are going to be sentient beings going through a fight for equal rights, and we’ll be the old generation saying “I’m not giving voting rights to a damn machine”, while our grandkids talk about how backward we all are
im such a slut for renewable energy
[aziz ansari voice] nooooooooooooooo
Top disrespectful ass bugs in no particular order
Ants (no respect for personal space)
spiders (ugly)
roaches (ugly and evil and disrespectful and they always tryna eat ur food like they bought something plus they always show up when u got guests)
flies (ugly, they will swing on u if u try to swat them and miss u must be swift when tryin to kill them & they rub it in when u miss also they play dead so sometimes u will think they gone & relax but then they back in the room being musty)
gnats (same thing as flies but smaller and will fly into ur computer screen w no respect for u or ur items)
wasps (mean, nasty, evil)
centipedes (messy when u kill them = gross to clean up)
Cutthroat Kitchen
Alton Brown: Your challenge is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Contestant: So I look down at my basket...and I realize I forgot peanut butter jelly and bread......
hairdressers??? how do they do that??? how can they cut the hai r when it’s wet and kno itll be ok and even??? ppl who speak more than one language and can read books in other languages and think in other languages?? ppl who can do long division in their heads?? ppl who can balance chemical equations?? doctors?? surgeons?? ppl who can remember dates?? and phone numbers?????? ALL AMAZING
uterus during period: Ohmygod I’m so embarrassed. I thought we were having a baby. DONT LOOK AT THIS! *rips down baby wallpaper* PLEASE JUST IGNORE THIS! *tears apart baby room* LETS PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED.
is this how cramps generates cause if so this shit is accurate
at an italian restaurant
waiter: would you like garlic on that?
me: no
waiter: why not?
me: you aleady know too much
waiter: what?
me:
i hate when u are being a fun and zesty texter and the other person is a slice of damp bread i cant carry this conversation alone i have very little upper body strength
if i was rich i would never let new friends know until like a few weeks later when i know they genuinely like me and then one morning theyd wake up with a letter that says their student loans have been completely paid off and attached is just a picture of me wearing sunglasses and doing double peace signs with the caption “oh yeah btw im rich”
boys will go around judging girls if their asses and boobs aren’t exactly to their liking but the moment a girl isn’t impressed by their 4 inch dick they’re being “oppressed” and “have to conform to ridiculous standards”
louder cause I don’t think they hear you in the back
If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2
me: who’s that pretty girl over there ???
me: [teleports] SIKE! it’s me
