DFTBA

Isa House: Ravenclaw. "When I look at my room, I see a girl who loves books"--Looking For Alaska

[marisatomay]

thought about this again. kind of amazing how we’re all just chasing ways to duplicate how this scene makes us feel, either in life or in art.

[misti-step]

thinking about when mark told the story of how when they were shooting, he said to george, "darth vader has a musical theme, han, leia all have themes, do i have a theme song?" and george going "mark, the main theme is your theme song"

[rhube]

(I know not all of you are into Star Wars, so we're not all chasing that, but *I* wish I could give feels the way this gives me feels.)

[coolhiroaki]

sick of “scottish independence” this and “irish reunification” that

theres 3 of us and 1 of england

i say we just kick the english out the uk

[systlin]

Ireland, Scotland, and Wales kick England out and join the UK as the United Celtic Nations.

[king-ghidorah]

We can do this folks we can even steal some of france

[kedreeva]

my cat just got up from across the room to walk to her water bowl and halfway there she saw my feet were off the footrest so she veered her course in order to rub against my shin as she passed. She didn't stop or get distracted, she just went out of her way to say hi for a second the way I do when I walk past and give her a pat wherever she's sleeping

[movisual]

shoutout to bruce wayne bc despite him having two very clear rules for his kids, “1) don’t kill, 2) don’t die” his kids are incredibly skilled at breaking both of those rules

[sunnyyyyyyyynnus-deactivated202]

Ginny: *looking sad*

Percy: Want me to tell you a joke?

Ginny: *looks up, shocked*

Percy: *Hesitates* Don't be sad, cuz sad backwards is das, and das not good for you

Ginny: ....

Percy: umm Ginny are you ok?

Ginny: *screaming at the top of her lungs* PERCY JUST TOLD A JOKE

The Weasley twins from a few miles away: NO FREAKING WAY

[isnt-it-pretty]

[brew-ha]

I recently binged the Circle of Magic series by Tamora Pierce! I'm pretty happy with my interpretation of the characters (I feel like I could have made Tris fatter, but still better than that one cover, you know LOL), anyway Briar is the most trans, and Sandry is a Wasian.

Let me know how you picture the characters in the notes!

ID in alt

[where-our-stories-start]

Martin Niemöller // The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King // "Nina Cried Power" (Hozier) // Emma Watson // Protector of the Small: First Test by Tamora Pierce // The Hunchback of Notre Dame // John Stuart Mill // Jojo Rabbit // "Naughty" (Matilda)

[kaity--did]

I’m in the car for 12 hours with my rocks for brain husband and my toddler, here is a running list of buck wild shit said husband says:

“Good bye work. I will see you in 2023. Which sounds fake. That’s not a real year. I’m having a crisis.”

[kaity--did]

“I never understood that speed enforced by aircraft signs. What are you going to do? Shoot me?”

[kaity--did]

“Why the toddler version of Christmas songs? Why did they say let’s take all the Christmas songs and make them worse and then children will love them?”

[kaity--did]

“Wouldn’t it be wild if ice wasn’t even mentioned in frozen 3?”

[chickensnack]

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

[chickensnack]

congratulations to me and my funny dog that i drew 8 years ago for getting a million notes

[a-god-in-ruins-rises]

[rylandsgrace]

#Manifesting this energy in the tv show 

[bob-belcher]

[srsfunny]

Masha The Hero

[asryakino]

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in

[booty-uprooter]

oh good I was worried

[dr-dendritic-trees]

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

[squibbbly]

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero

[pon-raul]

Hero cat

[goaliesarethebest]

Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.

[jenniferrpovey]

See.

Kittens can’t regulate their own body temperature. That’s why they pile up.

Cats see us as colony members.

Masha saw a kitten that was on its own, no mommy, no other kittens to cuddle with. She instinctively knew that was a cold kitten. She knew that a kitten alone on a cold night was very likely to die. Because a kitten would have died too.

So, all she was doing was what any good colony member does - protecting the abandoned kitten. Then when the abandoned kitten’s mommy didn’t come back, she called the rest of the colony for help.

People have this bizarre idea that housecats don’t have a social sense. They do, and it saved this kid’s life. And possibly Masha’s too, as life on the streets is dangerous for a kitty.

We say “good dog” all the time, but Masha was being a very, very good cat…not just by human moral standards but by feline ones.

[cricketcat9]

Rebloging again because who can resist Masha the Hero cat 😻😻😻

[zenwannabe]

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

[dabblingindissent]

this is literally all society needs to be

[embrace-crab]

Dragons, with jobs

Artist credit to Flamecraft!

[viscen-vas-arlesburgh]

All but the bottom of these are from the game Flamecraft, a game that was inspired by that bottom illustration when it was posted on facebook All of these are illustrated by the artist Sandara Tang

[aletheyass]

good morning and happy is it really tuesday tuesday