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gaybichon

LMFAO

gaybichon

pumpkinspicebluntwrap

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segamascott

litpathechoes

Photos I took from a Chinese Museum.

#good use of Blaze

nick-nellson

Mamma Mia! (2008) dir. Phyllida Lloyd

nealashitposts

I cant go to my local libary anymore because last year when I stopped by a librarian was reading a book I wrote under a pen name years ago. This book sold under 10k copies and I've literally only heard people talk about this book online *if* I went looking for it so I went up to them and tried to start a conversation like "oh hey I've heard of that book is it good?" Like hoping for some real feedback and she goes "yeah I love reading things by queer writers" and in a moment of terror I was like "oh but- hold on, I thought the author was some old hetero white guy?!" A thing I thought because I used my own dead grandpa's picture for the author pic because grandpa never had internet. I fake looked it up and was like "yeah if he was queer its not public?" And without looking up this absolute unit goes "oh the author bio is obviously fake. I'd bet my left leg the author is a west coast millennial non-binary queer who has never lived on the east coast." And then proceeded to rattle off a dozen linguistic flourishes that are specfic to the pacific northwest that are in the book and several that are nearly ubiquitous in the state where I said my pen name lives that are somehow completely absent from the book.

So you know. Got read for fifth and didn't even find out if she liked it.

#i would be absolutely fascinated to know what those linguistic flourishes are as a pacNWer who has never lived anywhere else

skeilig

Uh hey Dad, can you, uh— call me back? That was, uh… That was horrible, with Gerri, so um I’m just in— I don’t know if— and DON’T listen to this… if you don’t want to, but uh I’m not totally okay with uh— are you kinda just being shitty with me? ‘Cause your son is getting married and you can’t fucking keep expecting me to bend over for you, like, being cunty— so I’m just asking. So, uh, yeah, that’s the question: are you a cunt? Okay, give me a buzz! [pained groan]

KIDNEY CHOP!!

🥴👍 … Good.

Good?

Good, that was a good one.

#kidney chopped like that haircut on his right side #Succession

sitting-on-me-bum

The Black Serval (Leptailurus Serval)

Rivas-al-Yehuda

petrichor-mist

lost in a purple haze~

scamguy

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

cheaphalloweencostume

i have to butt mog some zoomers

memorycycle

i gotta replace the strawberries in my computer soon

unusual-suspects

x

maryonaccross

I need details about Connor and Willa's sex live

saxophones

Connor is a boob man and not an ass man. he says that her boobs look really great "for her age" which makes her throw up in her mouth a little. at the beginning of their relationship he's aroused by the fact that she's with other men and asks for details about it but only so he can feel superior. she knows this and tells him humiliating things about other clients' sexual performance. he does not manscape and says cringy things about masculinity and beards/hairiness. he is very performative about satisfying her first and foremost and sends texts like "ughhhh I just want to go down on you for hours and hours." he really likes to use toys on her and he goes way too hard on the clit and she has to remind him to be gentle every single time. she is able to finish though when they're in doggy and she's thinking about one of the characters from her play who is based on an unrequited crush she had during college who she's still not over at all. he can only come when he's going really really hard and choking her and calling her a whore, which is like a continuation of this ironic roleplay they have going of, like, low-price street hooker situations. they also roleplay as Napoleon and Josephone quite frequently. after sex he has a really weird energy but he tries to hide it and act Super Normal.

#Succession