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i'm mariah and i don't like musicals ⊰∙⊱ she/her, 31, oregon, multifandom ⊰∙⊱ if you want me to tag anything so you can blacklist it, lemme know! ⊰∙⊱ aes blog: @emptystage ⊰∙⊱ mbti/ennea: @typologyindex

[clakearts]

I’ll crawl home to her

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shop prints here

[roadtophantom]

[mrcmxwll]

tominzay

[saxophones]

singing both parts of Hey Little Songbird is so fucking funny like i'm just straight up interrupting my own dumb ass

[segamascott]

[catkola]

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

[segamascott]

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[saxophones]

oh my god

[jolenegifs]

ANOK YAI via IG

[fashionlandscapeblog]

Brian Oglesbee

Water Series 54, 2000

[saxophones]

is this a unique experience or like. has anyone else had this happen where. you start doing full-service sex work for the first time in your life, and you have the horrifying realization that the sex you're having is exactly the same as the sex you've always been having for free. you enjoy some parts of it and you don't enjoy other parts of it and you don't say anything about the parts you don't enjoy unless you're in like. acute pain. but you don't actually tell the other person how to make you finish because that will make them dislike themselves and/or dislike you a little bit more, and it'll probably make their dick get soft too. you orient the entire experience around them have the best time ever and thinking you are just the greatest. and you usually have to fake an orgasm so they don't feel bad. and you have been doing this your entire life. FOR FREE. and now you're getting paid for it and it's like..... I was doing this for free. for twelve years. what the fuck

[missmirrorselfie01]

[durbikins]

people with office jobs when it’s 10:37AM on a Friday and they still have to work

[sexhaver]

im so glad nobody on the modern Tumblr Left ever changes their url or icons unless they get deleted and remake because back in The Day (2012) we did that all the time and it made keeping track of who was who nigh impossible. remember halloween urls? man, we used to- [i break out into a fit of raspy coughs that leave me wheezing for air while desperately flailing for the nurse call button] [you notice that my coughs are staining the bedsheet with flecks of blood]

[sexhaver]

shot

chaser

[gaysaulgoodman]

[sophsun1]

Seinfeld – 8.10: The Andrea Doria