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I do wish that more people could experience Project Hail Mary for the first time like I had.

Imagine: You're reading the newest book by the author of The Martian, expecting another "lone astronaut solves engineering problems in space" story.

You're still under that impression for much of the beginning of the book.

Then a massive alien spaceship shows up.

The book is now a first contact story.

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Arguably I had this experience without actually watching it

I had no clue what Project Hail Mary was and didn't know it was based on a book, so what little I saw about it a few months ago gave me the impression it was just an astronaut movie like Gravity

So imagine my confusion when my dash suddenly gets flooded one day with Rocky fanart

#i don't know why but i thought its based on some other book by weir #and was expecting a sci fi thriller on the moon #i was waiting for the moon base for like 30 minutes before i realized

knightsgaydiant

sometimes I feel like sanderson made kaladin too young for all his life experience, and then I remember that it literally took a natural disaster for him remember he has parents, and yeah that’s a teenager alright

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HE LETS THEM THINK HE’S DEAD!!!!

say-gex

“hello, mom and dad, i’m a slave now, hope you’re proud”

knightsgaydiant

ok it's been years so sorry to dredge it up, but what the fuck does this response mean? I actually think about it a lot and find it really offensive actually

say-gex

good question, i don't know either, probably some shitty joke on my unknowingness what he's supposed to even tell them about his life so far as a person branded by society as an extremely dangerous person that should be removed from it for the sake of all people, though it's so poorly worded i can only guess what it was supposed to say

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red-garden

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

mochlus

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

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you may be familiar with disney twisted wonderland, the gacha game in which various disney villains are used as direct inspiration for handsome anime boys. well that game was so successful that disney is trying to do it again but this time they're just animeboyifying whatever

here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you

They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,

Yeah it's her. they made an anime boy version of the mean receptionist slug. her name is roz btw, as all of boygachagame twitter has become extremely aware of in the past 3 days as we speculated prior to the release of the full image who tf the third guy was. the anime boy's name is "noah slugger". at this point no parody of the types of things gacha games will make gijinkas of will ever be able to live up to what disney is officially spending their own real money on designing