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Getting to bed early for once and waking up still feeling tired is like studying your butt off for a test and still failing.

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Note to vacationing non-Americans: while it’s true that America doesn’t always have the best food culture, the food in our restaurants is really not representative of what most of us eat at home. The portions at Cheesecake Factory or IHOP are meant to be indulgent, not just “what Americans are used to.”

If you eat at a regular American household, during a regular meal where they’re not going out of their way to impress guests, you probably will not be served twelve pounds of chocolate-covered cream cheese. Please bear this in mind before writing yet another “omg I can’t believe American food” post.

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Also, most American restaurant portions are 100% intended as two meals’ worth of food. Some of my older Irish relatives still struggle with the idea that it’s not just not rude to eat half your meal and take the rest home, it’s expected. (Apparently this is somewhat of an American custom.)

hannigraham

I was looking at selfie sticks on amazon and i think this review is so sweet and cute

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yeah, you like halloween, but would you

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trickster gods having a dance-off

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That’s alot of chaotic energy in one video

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i looked up the song thats playing in the background only to discover that the guy in the smiley face hoody literally wrote and recorded it this is his song

roaringstream

Shit slaps tho like that’s impressive

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“I’m currently fostering some kittens and they met my continental giant today who is 5 months, look at their faces.”

Photos/caption by Hannah Randall

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And the bunny looks so apathetic

lordeboy

From now on im tellin jobs I was General manager at Toys R Us. Who tf they gone call

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That’s actually a wise move that many people do practice. Don’t have enough job experience, but need it to get the job? Put yourself down as having had experience in a position in a company that is no longer in business, especially if it closed years ago. They literally have no way of verifying this (do not do this for chains wherein only the store closed, but not the chain). It’s a good way to fluff up your resume, just make sure you put down a position wherein you used skills you already have.

For instance, you can say you were a Personal Assistant – typing, data entry, responding to emails, taking phone calls.

Or you were an entry level cashier/customer service worker. Retraining is simple at that point.

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