shed your yellow, take my hand

Billiam. 28. he/him. Special Containment Procedures: No special precautions have yet proven necessary. "Billiam" is quite affectionate, and at this stage is free to move about the lower levels of the facility. Staff are not permitted to feed cheese to him - he will become distressed if not given sufficient cheese.

[sayitwithbullets]

wine tipsy thinking about how crazy lucky i am that my ex boyfriend who introduced me to vienna moved back to germany only a couple months after i moved here. you don't get such a clean break often in life

[medievalthymes]

how it feels to read 85 pages of a book in one sitting

[memorycycle]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

[sayitwithbullets]

my wife is currently with her family thousands of kilometers away and i miss her very much and getting a dishwasher full as ONE PERSON has been killing me

[loveridden1999]

non practicing romantic

[sayitwithbullets]

i gotta say people on instagram are being way less whiny and annoying about tvl not being what they thought it would be

[johnnyslittleanimalblog]

oh………..

it’s a kitty hurricane. 

[kashi-kakes]

[dykerard]

Your obsession with being a victim is so hot

[mysticetes]

ur actually a bad person and a terrible human being for shaving ur legs, is that what u wanna hear

[probuccalfat]

they should invent a father you can forgive

[lesbiansisyphus]

[fadedlovemp3]

FOR EXAMPLE SOMETHING!!!

[urie]

fucking the text man for texts one of society's most influential works

[urie]

just a work of pure art

[assaultmystic]

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

[evilneo]

[nacht---hexe]

liking pineapple on pizza is actually really useful bc if someone gets weird about it i know for sure i can't openly engage w them on like 90% of things and i gotta go coworker mode

[watasnak]

what the fuck are my mutuals doing

[aflo]

Settlers of catan

[mollyjames]

*inserting new RAM into my 10 year old motherboard* "Shhh... hey, hey! It's okay girl. I didn't mean to startle you. I know it's been a little while. I've got a nice little treat for you here, okay? It's going to help you run smoother. There now, see? That wasn't so bad. I'm sorry girl. I didn't realize how much stress I've been putting you under, streaming Elden Ring with only 8 GB of memory... No wonder you're having trouble with Baldur's Gate 3. You've been doing so good though. I know you'll probably have to go soon, but we still got a few good years left. Hopefully this will help ease any pain you've been feeling. I'm going to put the cover back on the case now, okay? I love you."

[mollyjames]

Girls are you okay?

[gay--dog]

video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason