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[moarf13]

[kristybluebird]

Shout out to both "Tongues & Teeth" Anthy AMV's on youtube, legendary stuff.

[ad-wills]

[daily-spooky]

[enki2]

[writing-prompt-s]

You always wanted to be a Healer. Unfortunately, your dad was an Necromancer and your mother a Demon Summoner. So your healing was a bit… unconventional to say the least.

[writing-prompt-s]

Wizards are not naturally immortal, in fact creating their own form of immortality is their graduate thesis.

[marlynnofmany]

“I have created a perpetual healing spell.”

“A classic. Congratulations.”

“If my soul leaves my body, this spell will keep it around and lucid enough to magic myself back together.”

“Effective. Next?”

“My spell feeds off the life force of microscopic things! When bacteria die near me, it adds to my total. Wiping down the sink with antibacterial cleaner gives me SUCH a buzz; I think I may have to dial it down a bit.”

“…I would be very curious to see your notes about this spell.”

[crazy-pages]

This is literally the book 2 of the Commonweal series by Graydon Saunders.

[nando161mando]

[lavarend]

I thought the oar was his thumb, and thought he was just turned around like “ get a load of this guy?”

[alien-theory]

Alien Covenant (behind the scenes)

[sillybillygay]

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[sayoribori]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[beyondglass]

Thank you to the fionna and cake tag for letting me see this master piece

[aydrenfixation]

I wonder if there is an alternative universe where Betty and Simon never find the crown and grow old together, and our Betty, being omnipotent, has to look at that reality constantly. Has so see the sweet sappy, if not flawed, moments they could’ve had.

[peachykneesjellybees]

wait ofc they have the same outfit but omg they have the same outfit??????

[mk-sherman]

[mooknz]

What a fucking line, dude.