#baristaprobs

I pledge allegiance, to the siren, of mighty corporate america. and to the capitalist hell for which it stands, one barista, under howard, no individuality, crushing sadness, and frapp roast for all. i'm a barista. i have problems.

[sbucksbarista]

Guys I put my notice into Starbucks. So soon I will no longer be a barista 😩

[yourlovelybarista]

Caffeine

Dear students, 

Hey there. Yes, it’s finals- I’m aware. Keep in mind that most of the people serving you are students as well. Yes, I’m aware that you’re more productive when studying outside. Yes, I’m aware that you need your caffeine fix. But PLEASE, for the love of god PLEASE 

- don’t stay until the last possible minute. 

- don’t come in 5 minutes before close and order drinks for the whole study group

- don’t be rude 

-understand that we have finals too and are also stressed 

- clean up after yourselves 

Good luck on finals y'all!

your friendly barista 

[sbucksbarista]

I make your girlfriend scream louder then steamed eggnog.

[apocketuniverse]

me on monday: its going to be different this week!!! i wont get discouraged by small issues and i’ll stay on top of my work!!

me by 4 PM that afternoon:

[vygandonut]

[jhenne-bean]

why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card’s chip out, because “he didn’t want a chip”, and then didn’t understand why I couldn’t process his transaction

[weloveshortvideos]

This is how I close my store

[boingo1994-deactivated20210426]

why did they have to word it like that….

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Why not? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[starfucks-life]

Maybe a quiet Starbucks at 6am isn’t the place to tell your husband you want a divorce :/

[yourbitchybarista]

*just about to hand off drink* “Could you actually make that with soy?”

[imightbeacoffeesnob]

When I agree to pick up a shift

[blackgayze]

At a Starbucks in Manhattan

Barista: *rolls eyes  and sighs* Beyonce! Pumpkin Spice Latte!

White gay: *Excitedly walks up to the counter to grab his drink and proudly turns to look at everyone*

Everyone: 

[sjp]

list of things she did: 1. that

[pettysailorguardian]

i hate fake laughing with white people

[sansgod]

when people ask me if I’m okay: no bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[imightbeacoffeesnob]

“How are you tired? You work at a coffee shop!”

[sbucksbarista]

when you're all out of mop heads ☹