A Scamp

She/her.- 21

[alicewiththreefingers]

Inspired by one of the greatest tweets of all time.

[gaya-the-k]

I can't stop thinking about this

[lambf4rm]

brave bird 🍁

[pangur-and-grim]

see her loud

[pangur-and-grim]

now see her quiet

[certified-cervid]

now see her bowling pins

[thesituation]

i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies

[thesituation]

you’re scaring me

[virgomoon]

the stripper would love me if she got to know me tbh

[alicewiththreefingers]

[gracelyns]

x

[divinament]

His organs are bleeding internally, he can't open one eye and can barely walk, but Lyonel Gayratheon proposes that he become his concubine. Lyonel wants that tall cookie so bad

[everydaylouie]

muppet christmas carol ~ (happy holidays!)

[mitzo]

stop eating cunts with the runts and start sucking penises with the geniuses

[cannibalcaprine]

what

[mitzo]

stop eating cunts with the runts and start sucking penises with the geniuses

[divorce-enjoyer]

why go to the grocery store or to a restaurant when you can just get food delivered why go to the mall when you can get same day shipping on amazon why go to the library when you have kindle why make art when there’s ai why go to the cinema when you can stay at home and watch netflix. we are in a loneliness epidemic btw

[divorce-enjoyer]

the loneliness epidemic was invented by BIG SHIT to sell you more SHIT

[decompositie]

[bgm05]

laying an egg hard and loud

[bgm05]

will the person who tagged this “stephen colbert” please approach the bench.

[queerical]

puzzle games are always shilled as relaxing becuz it's not combat, but nothing will get my blood pressure raised quite like failing to solve the same puzzle 12 times in a row

[museumticket]

me on an average day: i need a treat

me on a bad day: i need a deluxe treat

[quackysprouts]

just thought about jaime lannister again. fuck. that rat monkey bastard. he is privileged, he’s richer than most bloodlines combined, he looks like a girl, he’s almost 40, he has mommy issues and daddy issues and sister issues and brother issues, his name means ‘i love’, he’s been unserious all his life, he used to be the best swordsman in the land, he is disabled, he is blond, he’s used to crossdress so that his twin sister can play with swords while he learned to sew, his fursona is a lion, he is greying, he’s in love with a girl he’s been bullying the entire time they’ve known each other, he wants to be topped by her, he used to fuck his sister, he’s washed up, he has body dysmorphia, he fought a bear, he’s the only reason his disabled brother is alive, he wants to save everyone, he can’t save anyone, he watched his children die, he killed his king, he kept his promises

[aquilacalvitium]

Jonathan on the 12th: This thing isn't human, I just watched him scale the bloody walls like a fucking lizard, what sort of beast am I forced to be in contact with????

Jonathan on the 15th: Saw the old bastard scaling the fucking wall again and honestly fuck this shit I am so over it hope he falls actually.

[crittaslink]

these are the loveliest cels in spongebob's whole production