I'm turning into a muppet

i like comic books, games, and drawing. I love food. Icon is from Butterfly Soup 2 by Brianna Lei. My Art AO3

[lenatheceo]

[girlrust]

happy pride to my favorite gif in the world

[muppetenjoyer]

“i want my kermit the frog tshirt now.”

“yeah so what may we do for you?”

“I AM KERMIT THE FROG AND I TOLD YOU I WANT MY KERMIT THE FROOOOOG TSHIRT!”

[specialagentartemis]

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

[missandryifyourenasty]

I often think about that post that was a fake dating profile for a cat that was all about chickens, like wanting someone with posable thumbs for opening chickens.

[notogdenjesse]

This is one my favourite things the internet has ever made.

[missandryifyourenasty]

!!!!!!

[bioluminescently-unfolding]

This remains one of the great art objects of modern times and nobody will convince me otherwise.

[processes]

minimalist pencil sketches of cats by Shou Xin (手訫)

substack

[catcrumb]

[aegontargaryen]

does someone remember the name of the comic where Batman and Superman meet alien worms that eat emotions and after they ate Batman’s and Superman’s emotions, the worms have sex with each other and grow worm schlongs and then die? 

[aegontargaryen]

iconic

[strokingout]

hold on i have to do everything

[wrenchswango]

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

[1eos]

[skygenders]

There is something sooo deeply American going on with Seattle Children’s Hospital that I think would brick the minds of everyone outside of the United States.

[skygenders]

The CHILDRENS hospital has to restrict helipad landings because of noise complaints from the wealthy home owners living next to it. Only the most urgent patients can land directly at the hospital. While the other kids have to land a mile away and are taken to the hospital via ambulance. Which is an unnecessary risk to the child’s life and also makes the families pay for the helicopter AND ambulance.

[skygenders]

Seattle Children’s says Laurelhurst noise concerns burdens lifesaving care for children

The hospital says some limits on helipad access add pressure when children need lifesaving care.

Apparently this has been going on for decades and is only getting traction because a pilot complained on Twitter.

[one-beautiful-bish]

Oh this happened at CHOC (Children's Hospital of Orange County) all the time in the 90s. If I recall correctly the city finally told homeowners they'd get fined for filing noise complaints about helicopters landing at the hospital. The Seattle city council meetings need to be lit up by people outraged at this behavior by a minority of their neighbors.

[catcrumb]

[2-point-5]

not to be rude but some of y'all need to look on the bright side sometimes. like, yeah sure the world is fucked and people suck and we all die whatever, sure, but like. go outside.

[2-point-5]

ok i phrased this poorly, hang on.

i'm not saying the cure for depression is touching grass. however, if you surround yourself with sad things and talk about how terrible life is and how much you're suffering and never take a breath and remember it's not all bad, you'll end up making yourself worse.

[parakeet]

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

[justsomeguycore]

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style