Her Offering
By Steven J. Cavenaugh
*authorâs note: a loyal reader noticed a missing word in line five of the last paragraph. It should say, âand placed his hand around her...â
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Her Offering
By Steven J. Cavenaugh
*authorâs note: a loyal reader noticed a missing word in line five of the last paragraph. It should say, âand placed his hand around her...â
Thank you for the catch! đ
No one will fuck you better than someone who gets pleasure from making you cum
Rations for various RPG Races
[[ Source. Original creator: wats6831. Additional information and images linked under each one. ]]
Universal:
Homemade artisan herb bread, home grown and dried apples and prunes, uncured beef sausage, munster cheese. Made a small bag from cheesecloth and tied it closed.
Discussion thread here.
Dwarf:
Garlic chicken livers, smoked and peppered cheese, spiced pork sausages, hard tack, dried vegetables, dried wild mushrooms.
Discussion thread here.
Elf:
Top left to right: Evereskan Honey Comb, Elven Travel Bread (Amaretto Liquer Cake with custom swirls), Lurien Spring Cheese (goat cheese with garlic, salt, spices and shallots), Delimbyr Vale Smoked Silverfin (Salmon), Honey Spiced Lichen (Kale Chips), and Silverwood Pine Nuts.
Discussion thread here.
Halfling:
From upper left: âHoneytackâ Hard tack honey cakes, beef sausage, pork sausage mini links, mini whole wheat toast, cranberry cheddar cheese mini wedge, mini pickles, pumpkin and sunflower seeds, lower right is my homemade âtravel cakeâ muesli with raisins, golden prunes, honey, eggs and cream.
Discussion thread here.
Half-Orc:
Wrapped in cheesecloth and tied in burlap package. Forest strider drumsticks, molasses sweet wheat bread âblack strapâ, aged Munster, hard boiled eggs, mixed wild nuts.
Discussion thread here.
Orc:
Orcs arenât known for their great cuisine. Orcs prefer foods that are readily available (whatever can be had by raiding), and portable with little preparation, though they have a few racial delicacies. Toughs strips of lean meat, bones scavenged from recent kills, and dark coarse bread make up the bulk of common orc rations.Fire roasted rothe femur (marrow is a rare treat) [beef femur], Strips of dried meat (of unknown origin) [homemade goose jerky], foraged nuts, only edible by orcsâŠ.nut cracker tusks [brazil nuts], coarse black bread, made with whatever grains can be pillaged [black sesame bread], Pungent peppers [Habanero peppers stuffed with smoked fish and olives].
More images here. Discussion thread here.
Gnome:
Pan fried Delimbyr smelt, spiced goat cheese (paprika crusted hand pressed Fontina), Gnome shortbread (savory pistachio), glass travel jar filled with Secomber Red (wine), hard boiled quail eggs packed in rolled oats (to keep safe), dried figs from Calimshan, and Southwood smoked goat sausage (blood sausage).
More images here. Discussion thread here.
Lizardfolk:
Lizardfolk are known to be omnivores, forage for a surprising variety of foods found within the confines of their marshy environs, in this case the Lizard Marsh near Daggerford. Fresh caught boiled Delimbyr Crayfish on wild chives, coastal carrageen moss entrapping estuary brine shrimp (irish moss, dried brine shrimp), Brackish-Berries (blackberries), Blackened Dart-Frog legs (frog legs) on spring sprouts (clover sprouts), roasted bog bugs on a stick!
More images here. Discussion thread here.
Drow:
From top left: Menzoberranzan black truffle rothe cheese (Black Knight Tilsit), Donigarten Moss Snails (Escargot in shallot butter sauce), Blind cave fish caviar in mushroom caps (Lumpfish caviar), faerzress infused duck egg imported from the surface Realms (Century egg), Black velvet ear fungus (Auricularia Black Fungus Mushroom).
More images here. Discussion thread here.
Drow will also eat A Fucking Rock if itâs goth enough
#this rules to such a ridiculous degree im aghast
you know what im gonna reblog this to my main as well as my aesthetic blog because this post kicked my ass
I love ferret-fighting etiquette so much. Like, when ferrets fight, they get so wild and crazy that they crash into everything and fall off everything and throw themselves in every direction and flail with their mouths open as if they have absolutely no concept of their surroundings.
But if one ferret stops in the middle of a fight to scratch an itch (which happens a LOT), the other ferret will always stop and wait for them to finish before starting the fight again. My 10+ ferrets over the years have always obeyed this unspoken rule and I think thatâs so awesome.
Kit got confused and accidentally broke the rule, and then he had Regrets.
Thatâs a technicality! He had not actually started scratching yet: kit did not break the rules of etiquette. He still shows remorse, what a gentleman.
As per the rules of the game, he forfeit to make up for the presumed foul in the spirit of good sportsferretship.
Sportsferretship is a thing
Fight like ferrets. Yes.
Rolling down the runway, weâve reached the speed necessary for LIFT-OFF!
he ASCENDS
I have two bedtime moods:
âItâs only 8 pm and I feel like Iâm gonna pass out on my feet.â
âWait when did it become 3 am?â
Bold of you to assume that both canât happen in the same night
what is Jake on & how do I get my hands on it? ugh his mind
Im glad hes shed a light on this issue
Jake: ââyouâre in my cabbage patchâ. We donât talk enough cabbage patch dolls or garbage pail kids anymore, and Iâm glad that you brought that up. Benedict Cabbagepatch is actuallyâ his great-grandfather started cabbage patch dolls and they were a big thing in the 90sâ
[video zooms in on Tom, who clearly has no idea what Jake is saying, before cutting back to the wider shot of both of them]
Jake: âthatâs how Benedict got his start in the business, was his uncle, who obviously became really wealthy from all of the... the...
Tom: [uncertainly and in disbelief that this explanation is happening] ...Cabbage patch kids...
Jake: âprofits, uhm, flew him to London and put him in an apartment and he started to audition, and then he made his career.Â
[video zooms on Tom again, who is shaking his head]
Jake: So, the truth of the matter is without cabbage patch kids, Benedict Cabbageâ [hesitation like he forgot the end of the word]
Tom: âpatch...
Jake: âCabbagepatch wouldnât have a career, and you wouldnât have Doctor StrangĂ©. So think about it.Â
In Motion #3
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Bless these human beings for simply being alive and living life.Â
Treasure trove
Hey
If your anxiety, depression, or executive dysfunction is making you scroll endlessly on your phone or laptop
Stop
Itâs okay, Iâm not mad. It happens to everybody sometimes. Itâs frustrating, isnât it? But itâs time to get up now.
Donât worry! You donât have to do that
One Thing,
just get yourself a glass of water for now, or brush your teeth, or pet a cat.
After youâve done that, maybe you could make yourself a nice cocoa, or open a window. If youâre feeling really crazy you might finish a homework problem, or respond to an e-mail, or wash a dish.
But no matter what, if you get up then youâre moving forward, and Iâm
super proud of you!
I know youâre having a difficult time, but Iâm really glad youâve made it this far, and I love you!
Have a nice day my friend, Iâll see you soon, but right now itâs time for you to get up.
@ every single person who reblogged this post by telling me that did something productive, from wiggling their toes to taking a drink to actually doing homework: Iâm so so proud. Keep being strong, friends.
And if you reblogged even though it didnât work last time, hereâs hoping it will this time! Iâm proud of you, too.Â
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WHO IS RESPONSIBLE?!? WHO WROTE IT, WHO DREW IT, WHO ANIMATED IT, WHO VOICED IT, WHO SIGNED OFF ON IT? I NEED THEM ALL GATHERED IN A ROOM CUS I JUST WANNA TALK?!?!?