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gaynfl-moved

oh my god

gutter-adonis

That was timed so well oh my god

klaviergavinwiki

me throughout the year: if only i could justify buying this Thing :/ Maybe christmas or my birthday.

my mom: give me a list of things you want for christmas/your birthday

me: i have never wanted for anything ever in my entire life

klaviergavinwiki

This post is going around again for the holidays and i want to remind people that i do NOT want advice i don’t wnat to make a wishlist and i don’t want to make a spread sheet or a notes app or anything else I would rather DIE than make my own life easier

team-downey-1965

#QuarantineWatchParty

coldtofire

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJsMrwMo/

ladylike-foxes

lover-of-the-light117-deactivat

Hot Take:

I’d rather have a good ending than more seasons

toastyglow

I don’t need villains to be redeemed or even redeemable but by god make them interesting

jadehansen

hahahahahaha

spanish-g0ld

LMAO 😂

te-amo-corazon

this is a feature film. where are the awards??

jadorexjaii

I love this lmfao 😂😂 and why is he running with the baby when he could've gotten back in the car?? 😂

kipplekipple

Imagine having a group of friends you can do shit like this with, it's so wholesome

zimjaeyun-deactivated20220116

fuck it’s august??? what’s next? 2022???? can’t do this anymore

ryebreadgf

i love men i love carbs i love dark chocolate i love tits. and they said it couldn't be done.

laeffy

system of a clown. you ever think of that

elecmon

guerrillatech

roastedpepper

me @ myself: so like….what exactly are you….going for

officialromaniantranslatiuni

owlmylove

#if my therapist had one of these bad boys in his office he could unlock a spectrum of mental disorders only perceptible to shrimp

memesandlaughs

the-silent-screamer

All I’m seeing is a well paying job with good customers

prismatic-bell

Also?

MANY religions worldwide would consider this a solemn and respected post of work. Every form of paganism I have personally run across would say you’re doing an important duty. In Judaism, we’d say you’re fulfilling a Mitzvah by respecting the dead and honoring their memories.

If you go in with good intentions, any spirits still hanging around WILL NOT HURT YOU. Just show them respect.

ruffboi-mags

Also seriously that’s nearly $17k a MONTH. I’ve had jobs where I didn’t earn that in a YEAR.

Even if those ghosts ain’t friendly, I am full-on taking that job. $200k a year. $200k a fuckin year. No retail, no food service, no manager hovering and riding my ass, no annoying coworkers? I’ll deal with the ghosts.

queer-lemons

i’d take ghosts over people any day <3

lady-byleth

Fresh air, no sitting in an office, no customer service, just me and a bunch of gravestones and maybe Maria from three graves down having a hissy? For that money, what’s not to like?

redhairedfeistynerd

In a heartbeat…

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

TIL that not only do deaf cats tend to purr & meow louder than hearing cats, they also enjoy shrieking loudly bc of the vibrations it causes

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

also they often have a favorite room to shriek in, such as a bathroom or kitchen with tile floors the sound can reverberate off of. that’s right, deaf kitties have their own Private Screaming Rooms

saltyvsparrow

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dracoleafrevived

This is so relevant to me holy shit

So I need y’all to know we had a cat growing up whose name was Whisper.

Whisper had a seizure that left him with some temporary motor difficulties and permanently deaf.

Whisper proceeded to scream at any time he felt like it, specifically anytime he was inconvenienced ever. He became infamous for it. He would wake us up damn near every night.

Whisper had a lot of health problems so he died pretty young, around the age of 7 or 8.

But, Whisper had housemate, Snickers.

Snicky ended up being a solitary cat not liking having any other animal in the house, a thing that was only discovered after Whispy died. In the wake of Whisper’s death, Snicky became more dominant and interacted with us more.

Do you want to know what he also did once Whisper was gone? Can you guess what habit he picked up?

Thing is, Snickers wasn’t deaf. Cat was in near perfect health for his 18 years of life until his kidneys just gave up last December. So he knew how loud he was being. He just saw how much attention it got Whispy and copied the howl wholesale.

I’m not even joking. First night I spent in a house with him after Whispy died I heard him howling and was absolutely petrified for a moment because it sounded exactly like Whisper but Whisper was dead.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

This is such a nutty story but I have to ask, did Whisper get his name before or after he developed the habit of screaming the house awake???