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A trash blog with nothing better to do but shit post and spread the word yo. They/Them

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u know what they say abt big hands 😳

[m-dopa]

Will you burn with me for the rest of my life?

[clytemnetsra]

“hyacinthus is okay because: when he smiled the world lit up and his eyes were always golden, like happiness. and his hands were warm and he laughed like a song, and in the field they could pick the sunniest flowers and kiss and kiss until he lost his head. (he held that disc in his hands for a long time, after. the wind touseled his hair and laughed at him, and he wanted to scream.) cyparissus is okay because: his hair always glittered in the goldlight and his mouth curved just like his bow, it was so endearing, and yet he towered and shone and shone like the god he was. he breathed words shaped from light itself. he always knew what to say, with music notes dancing from his lips, with prose, spilling from his smile; always what to say, all up until he didn’t. and he wasted away. (he sees stags in the woods sometimes that could have blossoms wrapped ‘round the antlers, but they never do. he wishes they did.) icarus is okay because: it was every touch and word and promise that always kept him dreaming, and he saw sunlight in his teeth. he was all golds and yellows and he felt like a fire when they touched. he had been drowning anyway, with him, but then, it had been something else that filled his lungs, and splashed his skin, instead of ocean and wax. (and for a while afterwards, he stared up at birds and thought about how they never worry about falling, either. the divine healer felt sick.) and apollo is okay because: he isn’t. he collects lovers like tombstones and hopes that the next will, at least, die in peace. guilt is unbecoming of a god.”

— of lovers and bloodstains and sun gods // a.t.

[eggtempest]

comic sans

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[otherwindow]

Iconic seafarer beards became a trend to scare away pesky mermaids.

Mermaid, seeing a bald pirate: Zero threat…! Mermaid, seeing a hairy, bearded pirate: If I get too close their face tentacles will eat me…!

[otherwindow]

Most mermaids only grow short beards as not to scare baby mermaids (longer beards look like the tentacled mouths of hungry squids and octopuses).

Pirates use this innate fear to their advantage to protect themselves from mermaids, hence the iconic beards and hat:

[ninjanaomi]

I like how this is presented as factual information

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because it is

[crimson-hope]

So I see a lot of Disney...

and Mei being used for the Hong Kong protests, which is great! But if you really want to hit China where it hurts

Use Hello Kitty

She is a big part of Chinese culture. Banning her would be bad for them. They have an Amusement Park dedicated to her.

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GOD YES

[latenights]

everything will fall into place, you just gotta be patient.

[raptorific]

Wonder Woman would probably be so heartbroken if she heard there were people who thought her feminism was trans-exclusionary

[raptorific]

I told you so.

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whenever i try to open this image google chrome just crashes, can someone just take a screenshot of the image

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[humilitymonth]

WONDER WOMAN IS TRANS

HALF THE AMAZONIANS ARE TRANS

[marquiis]

HALF THE AMAZONIANS ARE TRANS WONDER WOMAN IS A CANON TRANS LADY

[imfemalewarrior]

For all my trans followers, especially those who are Trans Women! Wonder Women is one of you and Themiscyra would welcome you with open arms! 

-FemaleWarrior, She/They 

[hgk477]

How to Fall Asleep In Their Arms

Calm down, this is a peaceful and relaxing setting. No need to worry.

Don’t forget to breathe, this is important, you don’t want to seem dead. It might worry them.

Listen to their heartbeat, yours will sync up with it sooner or later. This will calm you even more.

Pay attention to their breathing, like the heartbeats, yours will sync with theirs at some point.

Get comfortable, they love you and wouldn’t let anything hurt you. You’re safe here.

Shut your eyes. You don’t need to see what’s going on in the world anymore. You’re safe here.

Try to tune out the background noise around you. Nothing else in the world matters aside from the two of you in this moment. You’re safe here.

Drift off to sleep. They’ve got you, you’ll be fine. You’re safe here.

Don’t wake up. You don’t need to leave. You’re safe here.

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I really love these

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[scaredy-snax]

I DONT EVEN PLAY OW ANYMORE AND I WANT TO PLAY FOR THIS SKIN ALONE????

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Eudaemonia argus

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@stoatlygoatly

[br3adstic]

Why are we silent???

[sonicrainbooms]

we’re silent because we didnt know. thats the whole problem. how can we talk about a problem we literally dont know about because of a media blackout.

here are some links.

Shahd Khidir uses her platform to spread awareness 

Nahid Jabrallah tells DW about the sexual violence 

Authorities Are lying about the death toll

Government is killing people during an internet shut down

Central Committee of Sudan Doctors confirms that it’s still going (i linked their whole facebook for updates. these doctors are sided with the protestors) 

a lot of information is from the 3-4 of june but this appears to still be a problem. stay aware.

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

A very curious octopus.

[southernbitchface]

Watch this and be blessed

[taviacw]

“Why he smoosh my head??? Wait smoosh my head again.”

[thunderdices]

When you roll a nat 20 dexterity save against an attack:

Gif by @gifsme

[musingsofaraven]

There’s several reasons I love this gif:

1. The WTF reaction by the ref

2. The dude who escapes looks like an Irish boxer from the 1800′s

3. Who’s also gay sassy (I mean those trunks and that hand flick)

4. The other wrestler just holds his arms in the same position while he’s looking dumbfounded at the gay sassy wrestler and then the audience and back

[jinxedbabbles]

@fissart look at thissss

[micdotcom]

Feel like wildly uninformed men are trying to get into your uterus? The “Mythcrashers” are here to sort fact from fiction

[md-admissions]

Dr. Willie Parker is awesome and this gif set is well-timed on my dash.

[dxmedstudent]

Can we please have more of this? Let’s make sure the loudest voices on abortion are those in healthcare, and the women who have, or need them.

[foxaes]

Yall ill never stop being upset about this

its a TAIL

[thetieflingblog]

Staff asleep, reblog illegal tiefling pants.