my 5th personality

i be blogging or whatevuh

[onceuponawhine]

Your maternal grandfather:

Fuck that dude

Meh (leaning negative)

Meh (leaning positive)

Love that dude

I don't know her

Another nuance

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[cyanocittae]

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

[cyanocittae]

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

[twistedangelboness]

having friends is cool until they worry too much and get in the way of your self-destructive tendencies

[cages-boxes-hunters-foxes]

every conversation on here increasingly feeling like this tweet

[vee-dmsr]

[segamascott]

[agentofdeterioration]

The Catalogue of Ships in the Iliad is, to a modern audiences, what classicists have called “boring as hell,” but I can’t help but think that if you were watching Homer recite it it would have been more like when comedians go, “anybody here tonight from Chicago?” and the Chicagoans in the back start cheering

Homer’s like, “and there were forty black ships from… LOCRIS” and the Locrians in the crowd start going absolutely nuts

[thecactifindahome]

[human-pet-they]

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

[tinybed]

[comealongphil]

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

[punkrorschach]

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

[dilffussy]

just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG

[dilffussy]

[meggriffin24]

[2242706]

if you had to choose one pokemon to be your absolute favorite out of every pokemon which one would you choose. its okay to choose a "basic" one

[donotfollowthisaccount101]

?

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[when-you-fail-again]

[some-lionheart]

[memewhore]