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[scarletsxwitches-archive]

Ok I've officially got my new account all set up! It's the same url (@scarletsxwitches) so if you'd like to keep following me go ahead and follow me there!!

My main reasoning behind this is just the desire for a fresh start. I've had this blog for almost five years now (started in early 2015) and it has been through a lot. Because I have so much history here, this blog will remain up as an archive. I'll queue this to post periodically throughout the next few weeks so that everyone gets the chance to see it.

My new blog will be far more organized and will see me into the adult era of my internet life, seeing as I've had this one since I was fourteen.

Thank you for good memories and I'll see you all around 💖💖

(Special shoutout to @bxckyy-barnes @antifasamwilson @listsexual @adelesbian @fukctrain @kida for being Cool Dudes)

[scarletsxwitches-archive]

Quick heads up, I’m going to be archiving this blog and making a new one. I’ll post a more in depth post later with reasoning and a link to the new blog but I’m going to change the url to this one so don’t freak out I haven’t disappeared

[shadowbats]

Could u draw the super twins billy and tommy?

i miss billy’s naruto headband

[dippersballoon]

I saw an opportunity and I took it

[offline-kinq]

This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die

[udon-tea]

For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO.

Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance:

I won’t hesitate bitch

Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow

Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read

Kermit the Frog jumps off building

Fr e sh a voca do

back at it again at Krispy Kreme

There is only one thing worse than a rapist

Club Jam (yes a really good book)

At least the taco was free

I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand

Grandma loves ping pong too much

If your name is Junior

Welcome to Target

I’m just cooking pizza

Cole Sprouse dress-up game

On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf

Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free)

Kid smacked by fly swatter

Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school)

Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator)

WE’RE BREAKING FREE

SAIL

I’m Squidward

So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies

So no head? (breaking skateboard)

Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere)

No off topic questions (Chris Christie)

What the fuck, Richard

Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke)

Bored as shiiiiii

Liberian accent (plasma globe)

New haircut (Parker Kit Hill)

Summertime sadness (chicken)

More like hurricane TORTILLA

I got an a-bor-tion

All Around the World (TheJasminator)

When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light

Snake licks lollipop

Accept yourself, love yourself

Be whatever you wanna be

Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR)

Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho

Can I please get a waffle?

Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars)

Ebony Jenkins (shut up!)

Kevin, watch the light dude

Horse meditation

A girl a dream & a clothing hanger

Is that a weed? (911 microwave)

Helium balloons (floating car)

Fireplace fairy

I’m your freestyle dance teacher

I can’t believe you’ve done this

Which way the Quiznos is

Impossible paper toss shot

Hemtube (dancing with cat)

I nurture my skin (Shaq)

Why are you running

Happy birthday?

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom)

Farkle falling

Fuck you (soda machine)

Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke)

Take On Me

And now my sock is wet (water gun)

All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala

When there’s too much drama at school

Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub

What’s your name? (ouija board)

Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids)

Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven)

Girl scared of convertible car

Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats)

Would you like the spider on your hand?

Shopping cart crash

We actually have the chip reader now

I’M A GIRAFFE

Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti)

I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[leaveittotegan-deactivated20181]

this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke

[rampagebb]

[bleutempete]

SHE FUCKING RIPPED EVERY FOLLICLE OF HIS HAIR OUT AND I LIVE EVERY TIME I SEE THIS

[osa-aikanoita]

If a witch tells you they get a bad feeling from someone, trust them.

[louislyrics]

[starsandsupernovae]

[ziggyplayedd]

hey guys unpopular opinion but you’re not a bad person if you don’t care about every bad thing happening in the world all the time, or if you do care but you’re not constantly reblogging posts spreading awareness and information

it’s okay if you’re just on tumblr to have fun and reblog things you like or that make you happy.

humans aren’t made to process trauma and suffering on a worldwide scale without any breaks whatsoever & the internet has created an unprecedented access to bad news so please never feel guilty for scrolling past it because you can’t process it! and you’re not doing anything wrong & there’s no need to feel guilty

[mapsontheweb]

The best selling artist or band from each state.

[shnoodled-deactivated20200611]

most iconic anti tonies in the mcu:

sam wilson

thor

scott lang

the vulture

steve rogers himself

[makaet]

Damb I keep thinking about how tonkies love to say that Bruce is tony's friend but tonky literally sided with ross on the accords?? That bitch caused so many problems for Bruce why would tony ever defend him if he's supposed to b Bruce's friend

I feel so damn bad for Bruce because tony never really gave a shit about him. Even way back in the first avengers he was trying to bait bruce into hulking out, something tonkys smart ass knows he hates to do, on a crowded fucking airship and possibly killing lots of people. In infinity war the moment he realizes bruce can’t turn into the hulk he just shoves him away and doesn’t try to contact him again. and I get that he was fighting but maybe if he cared about bruce and his so called friends on earth he would’ve turned the spaceship around after he rescued strange and had a reunion and maybe, maybe, asked bruce ‘hey man what’s up you seem a bit off where’s the green man at’ or something innocuous that proves he gives a shit but no he just fucks off to space when bruce is proved invaluable to him.

[anthropofagy-deactivated2021041]

[bi-philia-deactivated128392-dea]

alignment chart: tumblr bio edition

[esteban-moved]

unfriendly reminder that if you ship st*rker and/or th*rki, you are highly encouraged to unfollow me :)

[funkysnurch-blog]

add-on: if you ship m*ximoffcest or any of the ships above you are inclined to block and unfollow me on all social media

[i-love-tony-stark]

This also goes for w*nterprincess or any potentially abusive ships like w*nteriron thank you

[arianasbuteras]

[lisbon]

Ex Machina (2015)