fuck off, brandon

I am trying to repent for my sins by giving back to the Earth

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

nobody:

men in the 70s:

[taquito]

any body free tonight, i wanna check out the bottom of the ocean but not alone

[reversewerewolf]

😦

[ahotknife]

the beach boys were right. it would be nice

[burgrs]

*petting my cat* please cure my depression cat: *prrbhbphr* me: thanks

[viejospellejos]

[classyhvstler-deactivated201712]

[daswizard]

Here’s some physics for you.

[outofcontextarthur]

[kimreesesdaughter]

This shit kills me every time I see it 😂😂💀

[algrenion]

“i wish i lived in the country side!”

no u dont. You dont want to have to drive an hour just to get some McDonalds. There is nothing to do here and everyone is racist. My neighbour’s chickens got stolen last week

[conbiniiko]

white girl: you idiot i wanna hold your stupid hand and kiss your dumb face

me: bitch what u say to me

[nosferatuprivilege]

If someone offered me the Overlook hotel caretaker job i would take it

[lizbethborden]

rip to jack torrance but im different

[dividusyliaster]

Mason was curious what I was unwrapping and it was bubblegum, so i let him sniff aND HE REALLY DIDN’T LIKE IT

[dividusyliaster]

D I S G U S T

[90919293949596979899-deactivate]

[dorfs]

[hydro-homies]

There’s like 12 different kinds of tension in this image.

[chocohybrid]

quick question

why is the one in the middle wearing 5 shirts

[goblinparty]

that’s why she’s being bullied

[teathattast]

[circumcisions-deactivated201401]

sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

[fortooate]

ma'am will you stop being in labor your husband is doing the worm

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[metaru-lee]