ScaryRedMoon

[scaryredmoon]

God gives his strongest warrior's(me) his toughest challenges(ao3 being down)

[qrgirl-deactivated20220303]

nobody listens to music anymore

[shaftking]

Ao3 is actually massively culturally important and very very good at being what it is. I’m so serious when I say that ao3 needs to be protected as the anti censorship, by fans for fans, nonprofit, volunteer run, expertly designed archival site that it is. You don’t have to read or like fanfiction to understand that on principle, ao3 is a site that should be defended.

[scaryredmoon]

Aziraphel is Barbie and Crowley is Ken, no I will not elaborate

[dewshakes]

[clonerightsagenda]

my dash getting into the Dracula Daily spirit

(original posts by fairycosmos and spectralan0maly)

[citizen-zero]

for the second year in a row I cannot believe Dracula is planning to kill Jonathan during pride month. literally this is the height of queer and homophobic.

[lostlazyadventurer]

NO

[scaryredmoon]

Not the high note affecting pets 😭😭

[daddygrandpaandthebeaver]

Was waiting for this meme to migrate to Tumblr when @marypsue reminded me I could be the change I wish to see in the world.

[ghosts-are-ok]

hannibal renewal should just be a mukbang channel on youtube

[see-arcane]

Dracula: Hm, that human mother is being super annoying about her dead kid at the gate. How do I fix that? Wolves? I’ll say wolves.

Dracula: What’s that? My good friend Jonathan Harker wants to leave ahead of schedule? Think I’ll do some wolves about that.

Dracula: Damn, seems that old Dutchman has blocked off one (1) single window with garlic blossoms and now this one (1) specific girl in all of England is barred from me. Maybe I should use my title and/or some invented pretense to cajole the girl’s mother into letting me in. Or maybe I could just move on to a different victim out of the nigh endless blood buffet I specifically moved here to enjoy, none of whom have a small legion of blood donors and vampire-proofing scholars on their side.

Dracula:

Dracula, about to slam dunk a wolf through the window: Or,

[castyel]

I love you. And I you, Cas.

[autisticandroids]

ok all emotions aside, all me being an spn fan aside, the fact that supernatural, once the third most watched scripted drama in the united states, one of the longest running shows on american television, is walking into the finale with the biggest question being "is the main character in love with another man?" is actually the funniest shit in history

[punkzcakes]

Also I love that Ryan Reynolds decided to choose The Worst Day ™ [2 year anniversary] in Tumblr history to get a blog

[intpalex]

This is so funny bc Ryan Reynolds just got the app. He's almost certainly gonna be trying to figure out how it works for the next few days. He has no idea he's walking into the weird 2014 half-canon ship Putin election second anniversary. Is he gonna try to figure out what everyone is talking about?? Will he Know????

[canichangemyblogname]

The reason Tumblr was such an L for Yahoo wasn’t because it’s user base was so insufferable, but because Tumblr became a less popular media platform. Algorithm became more popular, creating content that people would literally crave, specifically tailored to them. And it’s a boon for advertisement. Twitter? Facebook? Instagram? TikTok? They’re essentially tailored billboards; sites dedicated to advertisement. What made Tumblr an L was the ban on NSFW and the inability to sell ads, not just the cultural disconnect between Yahoo and the platform. It literally lost some 1/3 of its traffic following the NSFW ban.

Yahoo bought Tumblr as the site was competing with other media platforms and slowly becoming obsolete. Asking why people don’t flock here anymore is like asking why people don’t use MySpace any more. There was a shift to different forms of media.

What made Tumblr an L was not the existence of an insufferable user base, but the loss of its user base.

Twitter? Twitter will never be an L for Musk. First, there is no cultural disconnect between him and the platform. Musk is the epitome of Twitter culture. Capitalistic. Reductive. “Edgy.” Cringe. Thinking he’s the smartest person in the room; a true intellectual. Offensively pseudo-ironic. Literally Twitter.

You want Twitter to be Musk’s L? Deactivate.

Deactivate your Twitter.

What will lose him money is a loss of users. It’s already a site optimized for ads and outrage and tailored content. It’s already a site tailored to his type of personality.

You want him to lose money?

Deactivate.

Make his pockets bleed.