Scarzig

[classically-lit-memes4u]

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods

[evilwizard]

*sidles up to you at the bar* would you like to hear my wise aphorism

[chromegnomes]

only if it's actually wise. the last guy who asked me this had a pretty foolish aphorism tbh

[evilwizard]

oh… uhuh… *really should have prepared this ahead of time* never ignore… the melody of time… when your shoe’s untied?

[chromegnomes]

*considers this aphorism sagely, sipping my horrible and bitter potion*

yes. there is wisdom in this. he whose shoes are untied must carefully mind the rhythm of his steps. bartender, another Wretched Potion, for my comrade here

[evilwizard]

*to self* holy shit… my aphorism… it’s wise!

[decaffynated]

I were inspired

[prokopetz]

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

[xeansicemane]

Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.

We're not fast and don't have a lot of natural weaponry but we're bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.

[vexwerewolf]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I'm afraid that I have the worldbuilder's disease and it is terminal.

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Fascinating. And where did this disease come from, how is it spread, and what demographics does it affect the most?

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[nesskain]

Sk8er Girl

[anarchautistic]

Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It’s the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It’s my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps

[paper-mario-wiki]

i WILL continue to post my own tiktoks because i am very funny

[paper-mario-wiki]

easily the best comment this tiktok received.

[neuronary]

‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.

[once-a-polecat]

[were--ralph]

What does this gif have to do with werewolves?

[flizaa]

if you have to ask you’re not ready

[were--ralph]

can you explain? i don’t get it

[dm-me-your-weltanschauung]

Werewolves are strongly in favour of pineapple on pizza.

[were--ralph]

oh i understand! have a good day!

[zaifonart]

Knight Waitress for Looters. (2020)

[wizard-spells]

what happened to the skeleton war, you guys used to love the skeleton war

[plebeian2logist]

(tag via clanfearrunt)

[tbposting]

in no particular order, these are the best Links:

and these are the best Zeldas

I will not be receiving feedback or providing argumentation at this time.

thank you.

[alchykiller]

PENALTY GAME! 👑 Yami Yugi sticker drop!

[catmask]

i read the hobbit in 3rd grade and i thought it was really lame. however i liked bilbo baggins for some reason and i was fully convinced he was some sort of rabbit/mouse thing until i saw the lotr movies and was really, really confused

[catmask]

[zambiie]

Character designs made for Patreon so far :>

[thenightling]

This memory popped up on Facebook and it’s eerie because it’s from 2018.   We didn’t know there would be a Netflix Sandman series yet.  It wasn’t announced until 2019.  Also we definitely didn’t know Dream of a thousand Cats would be an animated bonus episode that would be released in 2022 or that David Tennant would provide a voice in the bonus episode AND in The Sandman audio drama…

[prokopetz]

I have to confess I'm a sucker for Chosen One narratives where the protagonist is the Chosen One not because they're secretly some sort of fate-bound sorcerer or genetic übermensch, but because their bizarrely specific skill-set just happens to be exactly what's needed to save the day.

[johanvinet]

[retronator]

If you wanted to double-down on Lunark, @johanvinet​‘s Flashback-inspired cinematic platformer, now is the time. 

As a Valentine’s Day special, 3 new tiers are available on the game’s Kickstarter page, each giving you another digital copy of the game for $13 extra. This way you can game together with your BFF or get yourself both a PC and a Switch copy. Oh yeah, Switch was confirmed!

If you want to get a better feel for the game’s chill gameplay, check out a full playthrough of the prototype:

Great music, sounds and ambience complement small details such as dirt falling off platforms, and birds scattering after shooting a gun. Together with the small resolution and distinct color palette, this is one of the sharpest art directions I’ve seen in a while!

Make this game a reality here.