adultish??

[championofdogs]

Hi pervert! I've ô’btained an item...

[byjove]

resteraunts will call themselves gastropubs and eateries so they don’t have to spell restarunt

[dapperdonuts]

[byjove]

[pomegranateteeth]

This is my oldest draft and honestly don’t know if the world will ever be ready for it

[e-102]

need this on my blog

[adonischildsupportcase]

[cartoonscientist]

I mean, I do like spiders

what?

[hornestoothgap]

T. Kingfisher - What Stalks the Deep

[owlskitten]

Image of text: “That is horrifying and I want to go home,” I said, although I pronounced it, “Ah, I see.”

[daggerdoggy]

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

[daggerdoggy]

do not forget this

[galaxywarp]

[poast-bot]

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

[meangirlnurse]

i'm trying to save money but oh my god. jesus christ

[dogsandphilosophers]

Can anyone recommend some entry level behaviours? Thinking of getting into being

[segamascott]

[sarazanmai]

[rohgoreihgiorefdhgirehgreihg-de]

every time you SIN you gain ONE SINPOINT. i SIN frequently and gain SINPOINTS often because i am not gentle or kind. i buy perfume that smells like wolves

[birdsareblooming]

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

[birdsareblooming]

holy shit is that kate bush

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”