Scattered Pictures

Bands and stuff 🇮🇹

[paybackkk-deactivated20250622]

[eggsdoodz]

i didn’t do much today …

[heythereratatouille-deactivated]

shrek is 15 years old today

[heythereratatouille-deactivated]

shrek is 16 years old today

[johncribati]

Shrek is 17 years old today

[addicted2electronics]

Shrek is 18 years old today

[striders-spiders]

Shrek is 19 years old today

[the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you]

Shrek is 20 years old today

[paperkutzblog]

Shrek is 21 years old today

[mothnem]

Shrek can now drink in the US.

[falcem]

A volte Guglo cose che non mi interessano per disturbare l'algoritmo.

@varicellula

[babyanimalgifs]

Me thinking about a joke I told last week

[argumate]

what the fuck, that’s way funnier than the screengrabs

[jehovahhthickness]

[guccixcucci]

Why is this so funny

[vintagegeekculture]

The Simpsons’ family house on Evergreen Terrace has an ultra-rarely seen Rumpus/Recreation Room behind the kitchen, that has only been used a handful of times in the show’s history. The episode it was most clearly seen was “Lady Bouvier’s Lover” in Season 5. It’s known to have beanbag chairs, a smaller TV, and a distinctive X-marked throw rug. 

It’s why there is a door right beside the Simpsons’ refrigerator in their kitchen. This isometric diagram clearly outlines where it is. 

[averybradyblog]

[drearyhours]

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

[drearyhours]

like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but

[arctic-hands]

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

[aus-yeezus]

You win or you learn

[journeymanfool]

My mom sent me a tiny man that I have to bury in the ground. Catholicism is wild

[infinitywithoutparallel]

Wtf does this mean

[journeymanfool]

I’m moving and selling my house and apparently there’s a patron saint of home selling and you literally bury this tiny man in front of your house to help sell it

[journeymanfool]

[animatic-deactivated20180629]

Me: o yea I’m gonna draw this!!

My art skills:

[chroniclesofasinglelady-deactiv]

🗣

[dietcoke-and-razorblades]

some days im like “i havent eaten in 19 hours and im feelin fine”

and then some days im like “im on my ninth muffin and only the power of god can stop me” 

[kouvufox-blog]

Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to fly down and steal your fries.

[kouvufox-blog]

YOU THINK IM JOKING?

LIGHT? FRIGHT!

[laughingfish]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

[eatingcroutons]

The Q&A on Hungry Jacks’s website makes this even better:

[emeraldsiren19]

Good luck with that. Nothing comes between a seagull and his fries

[kyraneko]

I need video demonstrating how this works.

Or doesn’t.

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

I love being alone in my room, I love not having to be a person

[slussy666-deactivated20150511]

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

[damnitrj]

FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR

[isnerdy-deactivated20190101]

…a doctor who built a body.

[cthulhubert]

For what is possibly the first time in the history of pop culture somebody actually really specifically does mean the doctor… and someone tries to correct them.

[classicfern]

Just to be That Person… 

Frankenstein wasn’t even a doctor bc he fucking dropped out of college to build a body

[angel-starbeam]

Huh, I forgotten that