cerise @scene-stea1er - Tumblr Blog

Every time someone draws Toby and Kate as unattractive inhuman woods people who eat live animals and live like rabies infested wild dogs, 17 billion angels gain wings.

alexhatezu

hi guys so im being masky for halloween and my friend is being hoodie. I got everything I need except one thing.. how do I make Hoodie's mask ? im pretty sure in a video they said they used a black tshirt but like im kinda stupid and dont understand how they did that. and also how did he see with it on? my brain cannot comprehend this 😭 if there's any hoodie cosplayers out there pleasee help me out cause i am lost.

i will also be asking tim in his ask box, but it's never a guarantee he'll see it and respond, so I'm asking you guys.

#if you use a t shirt make sure you get a thin one that you can see thru put it on in front of a mirror and spend some time pinning/adjusting #then lightly mark out where u want the face to go while it's on #iirc the hood does most of the work in terms of shaping it and making it stay #my dad used to ride a bike so i might've used a baggy neck tube thing and just pulled it over my head lol 10/10 for ease if that's an option #i used fabric paint when i did it cause i already had it and im stupid but bleach def seems easier #all u can rly do for visibility is make sure u get the thinnest fabric possible and maybe take a flashlight if you go outside at night lmao

homunculus-argument

You know how there's a specific type of person who makes you think "damn, you really were neglected as a child, weren't you?" Like even if you have no idea about how to care for children at all, you just know that there was something that their parents should have been doing, something that they were supposed to do, that could have prevented this person from turning out that fucking stupid, but they just didn't do it.

#yeah me lol #i have no social skills and am terrified of everyone and everything #everyone hates me because i apologise 239583833 times a day and tremble like a shitting chihuahua #im the worst i act like someone who was kidnapped and kept in a dark basement for 20 years #the reality is just that my parents were a little bit mean sometimes and for some reason it completely destroyed my brain

escuerzoresucitado

#7am mindfulness routine #im not awake this early doing anything productive im just spiralling and cant go back to sleep. many such cases.

sistersorrow

I give it three months tops before a data breach leads to a public figure in the UK being outed for visiting niche porn sites because they uploaded their ID in order to access it and the site's data security is absolute dogshit

#im praying this does happen because god knows when there's a data breach and thousands of people's passports and shit get leaked they aren't #going to give a shit unless it affects them.

mamaporcupine

You can't get rid of him, no escape, no hope.

There is no peace. May revenge be pleasurable.

cannedravi0lii

jeff the killer voicelciam .moistcr1tikal

You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

mother-of-horror

Not very

scene-stea1er

um.

#i just think that picture is really funny i have a bunch of his promotional shots saved that i like to spam my partner with #all magic comes with a price 👹

scariest-crepeypastas

Jeff the…..

Jeff the kisser

Id that okay? Is it okay for him to be like that?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

as we march towards a shining era of more people calling their friends "babe" and "sweetheart" platonically, let us also strive towards a brighter tomorrow wherein more couples call each other "bruh" and "my dude" as a term of romantic endearment

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

and then there's this

#my partner gets so mad at me cause i keep calling them bruv #and like. but u r my bruv :(

timsutton

you should be allowed to kill one of us every month

well if you insist

timsutton

wizardpotions

i feel like tumblr doesnt know about the pain and suffering that is english tap water,,,, girl there are stalagmites inside me

monarchofrymden

Lmao op lives in the south. The tap water up here is from fucking springs. It's so clean and fresh and has no stalagmites whatsoever. Cope and seethe southerner

wizardpotions

My bones are so strong from all the chalk I've been drinking that I could mull you into a fine paste