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Incredible events unfolding on reddit

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I would die for Tessa. I would find her 200 toothbrushes.

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So it looks like Tessa has been using these veggietales toothbrushes for ages, but has misplaced the stash.

[beardedmrbean]

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[internetgreatesthits]

[mono-red-menace]

[ozempicofficial]

[lycanshelby]

Starting a collection

[only-cat-memes]

[motherblackcap]

I heard it was that time of year again.

[shutyourmoustache]

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

[party-gilmore]

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!

[iustuspeccator]

I'm OBSESSED with the Council of Nicaea. It's spring of 325. Christianity has been legal for 12 years. Constantine wants a unified religion for the Empire but the church has already schismed three different ways in the 3 centuries since the death of Christ, and legalization ITSELF causes a schism. They don't even all agree that being a legal religion is good. Now they're schisming about the nature of Christ. He can't persecute them into agreeing and Lord knows he's tried.

So Constantine calls all the bishops to his fucking summer resort, on the imperial dime. 280-318 bishops are going to argue about if the Logos (Christ) was "eternally begotten" or the first creation of God. Santa Claus is going to punch Arius in the face for saying the Logos was created. While we're here, let's set a date for Easter, which we also never pinned down. And we have to decide if eunuchs can be ordained because EVERYTHING HAS ALWAYS BEEN THIS WAY.

I've been to church conferences. I lose it every time I think about this. Bishops coming into Nicaea tired from the road (travel's a curse). Rural bishops coming to the seat of power for the first time. There's one guy who doesn't understand Robert's Rules and another guy who won't stop bringing up points of order. Someone's sleeping through all the speeches; he's just happy to be on vacation at the emperor's summer resort. The decision made here will form the closest thing Christianity has to a universal declaration of faith for the next 1700 years and it's going to take THREE MONTHS and we have to do it again in 6 years

I'm fancasting my Nicaea movie as we speak

[margindoodles2407]

Happy 1700th anniversary of The Council Of Nicaea

[rembrandtswife]

I would love to see that fancasting for a Nicea movie. I'm also wondering if @iustuspeccator knows there's a Doctor Who audio episode with Five called "The Council of Nicea" which is exactly what it says on the tin.

[queerfemme]

the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs

[queerfemme]

the moon told me personally that she thinks you’re obnoxious and hopes you never get a girlfriend

[q-is-a-letter]

I have a theory that the moon IS a trans woman cause she’s always associated with feminine things but when we saw the craters that look like a face we called it “The Man In The Moon”. She’s a woman with a face that people may perceive as male. She’s a beautiful trans woman

[queerfemme]

[excalibelle]

the moon is a beautiful trans woman who hates terfs and shows her face every night to remind other trans women they are beautiful and strong and loved and important and wonderful and that terfs and their opinions dont matter

[hiranyaksha-deactivated20220613]

I wanna add to this if it’s ok?? In Hindu mythology, Chandra, the moon, was originally thought of as a male deity. However, as time went on, symbolism involving the moon and the name “Chandra” itself became identified with femininity, with beautiful girls being described as having “moon-like faces,” with their dark, long hair reminding lovers of the midnight sky, and names like “Nilaa” (”moon” in Tamil) and “Indu” (in Sanskrit) are now pretty much now completely girl names! 

AlsO Chandra is married to 27 wives, who are all stars. The moon is a trans lesbian and is gay for all the stars in the sky. 

[fandomssaremysoul]

Reblog if you’re gay for the trans lesbian poly moon who supports all woman.

[everyoneisgayandtrans]

[a-field-of-thistles]

@sapphic-dice

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[whitachi]

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

[araceil]

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

What if silence is in fact a sound, but because its a universal sound we just adapted to it and dont notice it anymore

[friends-of-magic]

I actually just wrote a paper on this!!

The short of it is, yes, that's exactly what happens. There's no such thing as pure silence outside of a vacuum (and inside a vacuum you'd be dead). So basically your ears are constantly adapting to the noise threshold of your surroundings and slowly ignoring it. If you were in a perfectly silent room (anechoic chambers are cool!) you would actually start to hear the sound of existing!

[aquilacalvitium]

[darkarfs]

Isn't there some room full of sound baffling foam or something that absorbs all ambient noise and most people go mad from the isolation because they start to hear things like their own circulatory system and their heartbeat pounding in their ears?

Ah, there it is. Orfield Labratories in Minnesota. They say the longest anyone's been able to stay inside was 45 minutes, as they could hear their lungs expanding and their digestive system working overtime.

[i-will-help-you-swim]

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I’m trying to prove something.

[cmoon-rabbit4-blog]

Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.

[phantomfray]

List of Dr.Grace's rejected ideas for first contact with Rocky's government:

1) Show up in the Hail Mary, float in orbit over the ocean, pretend to talk to something very deep underwater and then pretend to fly away with zero communication the Eridian populace.

2) ask "are you crabs yet" and when the Eridians ask "what are crabs, question?" say "oh, sorry to bother you" and nothing else.

3) Send a sound based message of Grace talking in English but intersperse one word in Eridian to sew mass confusion and make every linguist on the planet argue about whether or not it was a coincidence.

4) Track down Eridian equivalent of humanities golden record, deliver it via unmanned probe to the planet. Say in perfect Eridian "you dropped this"

[bees-with-swords]

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

[hearnoweevil]

Last year I finally had an excuse to illustrate this simple little Tumblr story I've had bookmarked forever for class.

I hope you like it :]

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

Babe we NEED pics of your rubber cuck collection

so actually ☝what i collect is DUCKS

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

here is all of the ones I could grab at 4 am, excluding 4 that have been made into earrings and a couple that are in other rooms i cant go in rn (and one that i lost like 3 years ago but still mourn, rip bluey). sorry if the image quality is crap i had to take this picture on my computer (clicking on it might help ? idk)

theyve mostly all been gifted and all have stories attatched to them ! some of my favourites:

the one in the middle with a white hat is from essen germany, given to me by my sister. he's a coal miner and is covered in a layer of fake dust so i keep him in the shower. hes my absolute favourite one.

the one with the eyepatch (second from left, middle row) is named cigarette. my beloved friend found him in the gutter, like a cigarette butt, so it was fate

the evil duo-lingo owl looking one next to cigarette (green, third from left, middle row) is. i am unsure what it is meant to be. he does not have a name and he does haunt me a bit. i found him in my bag at some point with no recollection of how he got there. unsure if he was gifted or stolen while drunk or what. i cherish him anyway.

the pink and white unicorn in front of the other unicorns was given to me by my sister. she got it from [redacted] small place that she was in for work. they had a claw machine with rubber ducks, and she decided she HAD to get a duck for me from this machine, but she is so crap at claw machines that she spent like 30 minutes and 15 bucks usd trying to get a duck. Eventually the lady running the store took pity on her and unlocked the machine so she could just grab one with her hand instead.

the rosie the riveter duck (far right) is from my aunt, who got it at a museum and chose it because it was really funny that the duck had arms

orange one, far left, is named traffic cone. my sister was in I think nashville ? i could be wrong. this was before I started adding place of origin. anyway she searched FOREVER for somewhere to buy me a duck, and eventually found traffic cone in a bin at some or another random store. (he was the only duck they had). the day after she left someone told her that there was a store nearby that specialised in rubber ducks. like a block away or something i think. really funny.

the very tiny ones in front (a couple are missing since I hide them around the bathroom and actually forgot where i put them rip) are from different people but the same place. my last year at college, I found the two peach ones on campus on the ground. I kept walking by them every day for like a week and worrying that they would get kicked into the underbrush accidentally and get lost, and then I eventually decided they had been abandoned and that I would be a good home for them. This year, it seems someone (maybe the same person ?) has been putting more little ducks around campus and my friends keep going "oooh ceci would love this" and grabbing it for me and theyre RIGHT i DO love them. The most recent is the blue one (aquired this weekend) and my favourite is the green one since it is glow in the dark (and was given to be by the same person who got me cigarette, and also a number of the other ducks here !)

unpictured, but I also have two medium sized ducks that i made into earrings. (I'm fairly certain that if you look at my #ceci.jpeg tag theres a number of pictures with me wearing them) theyre on long chains tho so they dangle down to my shoulders which imo adds a lil extra pizzazz. I wore them to my mcr concert and got a lot of compliments which was very exciting.

there are much larger duck collections ofc, but mine all are really special individually and were gifted to me by my friends and family who often went to a lot of trouble to get them, so I think its a pretty great collection :)

if anyone is curious about the story behind a specific duck lmk :)

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

If my previous ask said fucks instead of ducks I'm really sorry I'm high as balls on edibles and sleep deprivation

worse <3