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var a=new Date,b=a.getHours()+a.getTimezoneOffset()/60;if(18==a.getDate()&&0==a.getMonth()&&2012==a.getFullYear()&&13<=b&&24>=b)window.location="http://sopastrike.com/strike"; Hi! I'm Brandon Almand. North Carolina. Western Carolina University. Theatre major. Music minor. Teal Sound 2009- Baritone. Carolina Gold 2010- Guard. Spirit of Atlanta 2012,2014- Guard. OASAASLLS!

[buzzfeed]

Tumblr reacts to Lemonade.

[funny-pictures-uk-deactivated20]

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[faith-r-e-d]

we’ve reached the ultimatum

[extremely-unlikely-deactivated2]

IT’S BACK ON MY DASH AND IT BECAME BETTER

[adventures-in-fadewalking]

I see this post every couple of months and it never ceases to make me laugh like a fucking dolphin

[suotar]

Reblogging again for it gets better every time.

[stephsbnhakinks-deactivated2018]

CRYING ACTUAL TEARS LOL

[mesjid]

i love spring bc persephone gets to leave the underworld and be with her mom

[academicssay]

Active voice: I loved your book

Passive voice: Your book was loved

Passive-aggressive voice: I love how you felt the need to write a book

[liminalmojo]

[jturn]

This gave me goosebumps holy shit

[rejennerate-deactivated20210131]

i reblogged this as soon as i pressed play now i am gonna finish it

[c0ntemplations]

Breathe. You’re a mess. You don’t know what you want for dinner tonight and you don’t know who you are sometimes. It’s okay to lose yourself. It’s okay to be lost. Breathe.

note to self (via psych-facts)

[v3nice]

Being an adult means realizing $1,000 is a lot to pay but so little to have.

[schadenalmandfreude-blog]

How does Hulu know that I am high right now?!?

[thor2]

[schadenalmandfreude-blog]

Y'all. Like. This is real life too. After school you will still be like this. There is no magic change into adulthood. Everything you thought you knew is a lie. Run while you can!

[no-gods-no-masters-00-deactivat]

Dear heavily tattooed people

If I’m staring at you it’s not because I’m judging you I’m just trying to check out your ink.

[joshboybutts-deactivated2016092]

[collegeguysfuck]

LMAO!!!!! too funny!!!!

[couchmendrumcorps]

Our totally original idea

April 20, 2016

Denver, Colorado:

In bold and innovative fashion, The Couchmen Drum and Bugle Corps has revealed their 2016 program “STONED.” This incredibly original concept came after many long weeks of planning, collaboration, and many late night munchie sessions.

While the staff is still hard at work crafting a cohesive and entertaining program, the following musical selections have been confirmed:

Bob Marley: Ganja Gun

Afroman: Because I Got High

Various Selections from Blue Devils 2012

[grapefruitmimosa]

i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults

[97luftballons-deactivated201712]

the older you are reading this post the funnier it is

[schadenalmandfreude-blog]

My favorite thing about

Living 7 miles from the Charlotte airport is... Those random times throughout the year that I am on Grindr and see people I have marched/ taught with 7 miles away. I always message them and sometimes we chat for a long time lol.

[i-n-a-t-i-v-a]

[unrealtournament4-deactivated20]

me driving: I am driving

my fucking ass shit brain: slam the pedal time to crash the fucking car

me: why the hell

brain: floor it asshole