I’ve Got Malice in My Veins

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[damnedhampir-deactivated2025112]

i keep adding to my "watch later" and not watching later

[apatheticfluorescence]

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

[headspace-hotel]

Shakespeare is like this

[insufferablepirate]

Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away

Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

you sad little pervert

im happy big & sexually normal

[hr-rep]

Do yall remember how crazy it was to watch HR episode 2 and have the sex fade out to more sex. I didn’t know we knew how to do that.

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[continent-of-wild-endeavor]

[814519]

let's have a smoke break with mama (and question our career choice)

[byjove]

cis people will say “I found out I’m having a baby girl at my anatomy scan and I’m experiencing gender disappointment” but be mad when you say “who knows? maybe you’ll end up with a son anyway”

[byjove]

they found this post and they’re very very in their feelings about it

[blue-eyes-white-cheddar]

Cis people will basically just sag “I’m sexist” and you say “maybe you don’t have to be” and they say “well now I’m gonna be transphobic too”

[paperrrat]

[muppetshow2026]

all albums are concept albums . and the concept ? album

[de-activated-offical]

I need to do this. (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't d

[alivingtypo]

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

[today-till-tomorrow]

op how does it feel to be the most correct person on earth

[mgsr]

[lesbianshepard]

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

this passage describing sexual cannibalism in praying mantises contains the only use of an exclamation point in a wikipedia article i have ever seen

[one-two-two-one]

My attempt at Heated Rivalry text/tweet/tumblr edits 19/?

Image descriptions and text for accessibility below the jump:

1. Image description: Shane and Ilya sitting in front of the fire at The Cottage™ while Ilya throws lethal side eye

Text [by fuglibetty on Twitter]: Dont fuck with me. im the fucking mayor of divatown

2. Image description: Shane sitting on Ilya’s couch pre-tuna meltdown

Text [by simplyrotten on Twitter]: every time i get close to someone i feel like a stray dog trying to live in a house. like i don’t know where to put my body or how loud i’m allowed to be

3. Image description: Ilya shirtless while on Skype with Shane from Russia

Text [by akashicrecord on tumblr]: Can I please see your balls I’m going through a lot right now

4. Image description: Shane on Ilya’s lap as they hold each other and Ilya cries in Ilya’s Tampa hotel room

Text [by JosueMndz_ on Twitter]: dick is everywhere, but a mf who holds you when u cry isnt

5. Image description: Shane looking down at his phone under the table while eating dinner at Hayden’s house

Text [by sulky80715248 on Twitter]: did you get all the messages i almost sent you

[safeashousespdf]

trudy said gay rights!

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