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My children will sit and wait and learn that life is full of disappointments.

— Wombat, CAGCast Co-host (@NewWombat)

December 7, 2017

0224

#night 0224 #schadenfreude #scheherazade #scheherazadenfreude #1001 nights #christmas #cold cruel light of reality

If you're tired, don't decide to make poptarts in the toaster oven.

— mg4h (@mg4h)

November 16, 2018

0212

#night 0212 #schadenfreude #scheherazade #scheherazadenfreude #1001 nights #if you give a mouse a cookie #poptarts #how to burn your kitchen down #toaster disasters #where there's smoke there's poptarts #at least she didn't burn popcorn #you need an exorcist to get that smell out #the poptarts the poptarts the poptarts are on fire #CMU #have you tried setting it on fire?

Engineering Manager: "How long do you think this will take? " My brain: Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Me: "Shouldn't take too long"

— Oscar Godson (한글 학생) (@oscargodson)

November 15, 2018

0211

#night 0211 #schadenfreude #scheherazade #scheherazadenfreude #1001 nights #deadlines #never commit

Was recently asked to move from my reserved seat by an extremely rude woman. Eventually, after much shouting, she agreed to show her ticket to a nearby passenger. Imagine my joy as she was told that she had got on completely the wrong train. https://t.co/S3kFJO8k1n

— Findlay Stark (@FindlayStark) November 12, 2018

0210

#night 0210 #schadenfreude #scheherazade #scheherazadenfreude #1001 nights #entitlement #train drama

This is rich. Assange's attorney says it is highly "irresponsible...to put in a public filing information that clearly was not intended for the public and without any notice" 🤦‍♂️https://t.co/t7aASgW8YG pic.twitter.com/7vn32cy2Iu

— Ryan Goodman (@rgoodlaw)

November 16, 2018

0209

Who said Germans didn’t have a sense of humour? #Schadenfreude https://t.co/ADAFdrOwQE

— Trevor Greetham (@TrevorGreetham)

November 15, 2018

0208

#night 0208 #schadenfreude #scheherazade #scheherazadenfreude #1001 nights #well they did coin the word #brexit #popcorn #brexit in a nutshell

'A 65-year-old man who repeatedly shoved a Croatian anti-fascist monument in an effort to topple it paid an immediate penalty for his act of vandalism when the statue fell on his leg and broke it' https://t.co/NxNnadIq9a

— Catherine Baker (@richmondbridge)

November 8, 2018

0207

#night 0207 #schadenfreude #scheherazade #scheherazadenfreude #1001 nights #resistance #antifa from beyond the grave #Croatia #vandalism #instant karma #Rade Končar

Thread by @KeyserSozeBro1: "My little Jacob Wohl story: August 2016, we're sitting around the trading turrets at my office on a bored to tears slow day. Our receptionis […]"

0206

#night 0206 #schadenfreude #scheherazade #scheherazadenfreude #1001 nights #jacob wohl #fraud #finance #shenanigans #that's a great word #shenanigans shenanigans shenanigans #chutzpah

Just noticed something was wrong... an hour into my walk! #oops pic.twitter.com/J3V8fTVXB5

— Allison Bybee (@BroadcastBybee)

November 7, 2018

0205

#I meant to do that #night 0205 #schadenfreude #scheherazade #scheherazadenfreude #1001 nights #accidental fashion #mismatch #oops #pretend to be a cat #just be all

NEWS ALERT, LOSERS pic.twitter.com/2KlPePk7Ai

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor)

November 5, 2018

0204

#night 0204 #schadenfreude #scheherazade #scheherazadenfreude #1001 nights #you're not cool

Hello 911.....I would like to report a murder. pic.twitter.com/unkM3PuVKn

— Truther Dare (@truther_dare)

November 6, 2018

0203

#night 0203 #schadenfreude #scheherazade #scheherazadenfreude #1001 nights

Today’s mood: Irish suffragette Mary Maloney who followed Winston Churchill around for a week ringing a large bell whenever he attempted to speak pic.twitter.com/Qe5bwRjpEE

— Punished ‘Venom’ Sara (@The_LogLady)

October 30, 2018

For whom the bell trolls. (I'll see myself out).

— Dan Tesic (@DrDejanTesic)

November 1, 2018

0202

#night 0202 #schadenfreude #scheherazade #scheherazadenfreude #1001 nights #Mary Maloney #suffragist #suffragist not suffragette by the by #suffragette was coined by opponents to paint the movement as frivolous #winston churchill #famous trolls in history #for whom the bell trolls #troll

Hey @MerriamWebster, let's make the word of the day: "karma" https://t.co/aC2FJaOiBp

— Chris Lu (@ChrisLu44)

November 8, 2018

0201

#night 0201 #schadenfreude #scheherazade #scheherazadenfreude #1001 nights #usa politics #us politics #wisconsin politics #wisconsin #elections #scott walker #oops #karma

Angler rescued from cliff face in #GreenStane after he was forced to climb it to escape colony of 50 aggressive seals on beach. #HMCoastguard Rescue Teams lowered to man and then @RNLI lifeboat nips in and takes them off beach! #allsafe #999Coastguard https://t.co/DqibRfKXNz pic.twitter.com/wZQmNqgzHK

— Maritime&Coastguard (@MCA_media) November 3, 2018

0200

#night 0200 #omg two hundred #schadenfreude #scheherazade #scheherazadenfreude #1001 nights #her majesty's coast guard #her majesty's coast guard rescue teams #50 aggressive seals #they must be friends with the unusually stubborn swan that delayed the trains last week

Yesterday during a movie screening, my phone was in my backpack and my alarm went off mid-movie. It wouldn’t have been as embarrassing had the alarm not been Destiny’s Child’s Independent Woman and it didn’t take me till the first chorus to rummage through the dark to find it🙂🙂

— harpo (@harpo_mander)

October 28, 2018

0199

#night 0199 #schadenfreude #scheherazade #scheherazadenfreude #1001 nights #cinema fails #turn off your cell phone #ringtone